Dumb Laws
U.S.
Michigan
*A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
Minnesota
*All bath tubs must have feet
Mississippi
*Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service
Missouri
*It is not illegal to speed
Nebraska
*If a child burp during church, his parent maybe arrested
Nevada
*It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
New Hampshire
*It is illegal to pick seaweed up off the beach
New Jersey
*It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season
New Mexico
*Idiots may not vote
New York
*It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun
*The penalty for jumping off a building is death