10. Roger Clemens plays for them and Bucky !@%^$* Dent played for them.

9. They're a drug rehab center! (Strawberry, Steve Howe, Pascuel Perez, Dwight Gooden, etc.)

8. Roger Clemens doesn't know the difference between a bat and a ball.

7. David Justice is a wife-beater and Paul O'Neil has a huge neck.

6. In the spring after their '96 championship, the Yankees charged fans to have their pictures taken with the World Series trophy.

5. According to the Barnhardt Dictionary of Etymology the word Yankee was a term of contempt. Isn't that great? The Yankees named themselves after an insult! It's like calling a team the Atlanta Rednecks or the L.A. Cokeheads!

4. After Yankee home games, fans hang around and sing to the Sinatra song, "New York, New York" over and over until you pray the ghost of Sinatra himself will appear on DiamondVision screaming, "STOP!"

3. After every nauseating, soul-sucking Yankees victory, radio guy John Sterling bellows, "Yankees Win! Tha-a-a-a Yankees Win!" like a goat stuck on an electric fence. Hey John, Give it a-a-a-a rest!

2. Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Brad Pitt to get the girl or for Bill Gates to win the lotto. That's why I propose that those not born in 1 of the 5 New York boroughs must lose their pinstripes or be tossed into the East River with only Chuck Knoblauch to throw them a life preserver.

1. Hating the Yankees is a U.S tradition that's been honored throughout the century. Remember, no one ever wrote a play called "Damn Expos!"

Paul O'Neil (his abnormally, large neck), Roger Clemens (I thought it was the ball not the bat), Scott Brosius (he sucks), Chuck Knoblauch (do I even need to say it), Derek Jeter (dumbass, what happened with Mariah Carry), David Justice (he beat Halle Berry, what an ass!), Henry Rodriguez (he is awful outfielder) and Tino Martinez (can Tino say "retire"). Those are my Yankee jokes. Here are a few more Yankee jokes below.

Yankee fans and Sperm

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Yankees in the Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Birth Control

Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.

Darryl's Crack

Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot on Sunday and now has a crack in his big toe. This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.

Team Pride

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team. As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top. Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain. Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .