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Here are some of the most memorable lines from these memorable characters.

Joel Quotes:
"Look, everyone knows that auto-mechanics tamper with the battery, so you have to go back to them in a week. But you can't do jack, cause they're, you know, tied...to the...mafia."

"You know Nothing Of My Odors!"

"Hey, don't mess with retarded science. That's what this T-Shirt was gonna say."

Phil Quotes:

Elly Quotes:

Rya Quotes:

Jessica Quotes:

Evil Quotes:

Miscellaneous Quotes: