April '02

Quote of the Month! Yay!

KelGa: If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Holly: Dead.
(4/7)


4/2

Kimmel, around 2:15pm

Andrew: It's kind of about orgasms.
Mary: I LOVE conversations that start like that.

Kimmel, but now it's 10pm
(I left and came back)

"I suck at sucking." -- KelGa
"You keep good stuff up your ass!" -- KelGa, who was impressed with something I pulled out of my ass.

Andrew: Spaghetti is a sin.
JenGa: I'm a sin.
Andrew: You are? Why?
JenGa: I don't know. I feel like it.
Andrew: Okay, I am not a sin, but spaghetti is.
JenGa: I'm spaghetti.

4/3

Hendricks Chapel, handbells rehearsal

Andrew: Do you have a tissue?
John: Yeah, but it's got snot all over it.
Krisan: Well, thanks for NOT sharing.

The Pride House

"I don't discriminate who I nap on." -- Deirdre (first quote!)

online

"Food, alcohol, and brotherhood: my three favorite things. If I could only rhyme them, I could be in the sound of music." -- Dan Lerner

4/4

Barb's Office

"I'm so glad my guitarist dumped his girlfriend. She was getting to be like Yoko and it sucked." -- Brandon Malowany (first quote!)
"I'll take Taye Diggs. He's as sweet as Creme Brulee." -- Dana, reconciling not getting the luncheon with the Creme Brulee

online

"You are a person, in a place, with THINGS. Hello noun!" -- Kathleen

4/5

Panda West

"You're in no room to barter. Position, no position to barter. You can't barter in this room!" -- Mike Errickson, being inarticulate.

Adam's reception, Room 308

"Did Bittel skadiddle?" -- Cricket
"What's Crickin, kickit?" -- Brenda McDonald (first quote!)

4/6

NERC, various places around R.I.T.

"I'm pre-dental. I take everything in the mouth." -- Jess Cohen

Lindsay: Jonah is so dumb.
Andrew: She's talking about her fish, not [Delta Alpha's] founder.

"I just have three letters for you: X, Y, and Z." -- Jess Cohen

The End

And with that, Quotebook the Second quoted for the last time. Go to Quotebook the Second: in Memoriam to pay your respects.

The Beginning

"It's a touchy feely quotebook." -- Lindsay

Andrew: Not the Bible.
Lindsay: Brought to you by Not the Mormons.

The R.I.T. Student Alumni Union

"Sharing is something I didn't learn in kindergarten. Instead I learned to hit and take." -- Lindsay
"I SO can't conjugate a verb right now." -- Nate, being inarticulate (first quote!).
"Either I'm doing something right or she's really enjoying watching Beta Nu walk by." -- Nate, massaging Lindsay
"If you go to every event in four years, you're gonna get burned out, unless you have five tattoos on your butt." -- Kara Maginnis (first quote!)
"C'mon! Play down by the river like a real man!" -- Lindsay
"That was definitely a pelvic thrust to the head." -- Jess, playing "ha ha"
"Jess, why is your head stuck in people?" -- JenGa, playing "human knot"

Jeremiah's Apartment, home of "The Couch"

"I'd be like Shirley Temple meets the devil." -- JenGa
"Rebecca, you know I love you ... because you're a Jew." -- Dan Lerner

4/7

Back at the S.A.U., NERC goodbyes

"Mmmm, tastes like procreation." -- Lindsay, trying to eat while a conversation about "birthing hips" is taking place.
"Have you ever had a baby? Might taste familiar." -- Andrew, offering Jin a muffin.

The Pit, at U of R

"I wouldn't be like, 'Ooh, I'm celebrating pretzels this week, I'm so excited.' I'd be celebrating something much cooler, like peeps." -- Amanda, on distinguishing the signs for Passover and pretzel by context.

Club Thing, the way back to Syracuse

"I can basically sum up country music in heartbreak and strange women." -- Lindsay

Phi Sigma Pi chapter meeting, in the place.

"I'm clapping inside." -- Mary, who didn't feel like moving

Kimmel, because we spend our lives there

"This is what happens when I am left to my own devices, alone, for a summer, in a house, on an island where I don't know anyone." -- Holly, explaining her artwork.
"You know what? We can talk about this yesterday." -- Mandy Brightensomething (first quote!), proposing that we defy the laws of science.
"We have to go do Things things." -- Holly

KelGa: If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Holly: Dead.

4/9

Online

"Ya know what? In trying to condition the DOG to respond to France, I have conditioned myself to say MERLIN everytime I say France!" -- Kathleen (see January 1st, 2002)

4/10

University Ave, walking back to Our House
(it was so nice out)

Cricket: Did you ever notice they only ask the men for money?
Andrew: Sexism in panhandling: an exposee.

4/11

202 Hall of Languages, the M.I.S.E.

"That's not garbage! That's our answer to question number five!" -- Andrew, defending the taster spoon (submitted by Smich).

online

"I lose everything, but I always find the important things :)" -- Andrew's away message (submitted by Katie, who thought it was cute)

In Andrew's Room

Andrew: Haiku in Bglowslieth is reinine.
Cricket: I'm going to take a long blink (::long blink::)

"I like the Quotebook. It makes me think that sometimes I'm a different person." -- Cricket

4/12

Andrei's birthday party at Michelle and Amy's

"That's to let the cops know that we're not partying, we're just cooking." -- Amy (Michelle's roommate) about the saucepan by the door.

Club Thing, on the way to Trexx

"My son is an honors student, and he likes to putt putt!" -- Cricket, mocking the bumper sticker that said "We like to putt putt."

the place

"They should call this 'Hot and Weird' soup." -- Cricket, about Hot and Sour soup

4/13

Dinner at Coyote Loco in Ithaca with Beta Nu

Matt Bolcar: She's pretty adamant about the daggers.
Liz Jones: She might have one.
(about JenGa)

the place

"I'll send her my hair and feces. 'Here, grow a plant who cares.'" -- Clarice, about Erika.

4/16

online

Andrew: In Bglowslieth, he's Ian Bglowslieth.
Katie: In English, he's a bastard.

4/18

online

"What's big, brown and sticky? Roosevelt's big stick!" -- Kathleen, a takeoff on the "brown and sticky" joke.

4/19

Club Thing, en route to Maryland

"I'm on the highly competitive team, you can't injure me!" -- Jess Cohen

Lindsay exposes Phi Sigma Pi to crabs. Parkton, MD

JenGa: What's the green stuff in crabs called?
Kathy: Crab brains.
Sara: Nastiness.

"No more lungs!" -- Kathy, exasperated with lungs
"Does anyone else like really want to take a shower? That was not an invitation." -- Jess Cohen
"Is your name Ruth?" -- Jackie, to Lindsay's mom, because the person on the phone asked for "Ruth"

back in Club Thing, bound for College Park, MD

"Geez, there's cock all over this road!" -- Kathy, responding to signs for Cockeysville
"Welcome to Maryland. Buckle up. We have nice roads and lots of cock." -- Lindsay

The Fairfield Inn

"Oh my G-d, guys! Stop jizzing on me!" -- Kathy, as we got carried away with Lindsay's conversation stopper

4/20

Beth's car, I think? (I wasn't there)

"Andrew would like that store." -- Shohei, referring to "Linens and Things." Sara informs me that she has said this in the past as well.

The Alpha Beta Volleyball Tournament! University of Maryland

"I have your horny animal ... thing." -- Jonah Goodman, referring to Fuckin Friendly the Horny Horse.

Chitpotles (Mexican restaurant) with Delta Alpha and Beta Nu

Dana: I don't get it.
Andrew: Yes you do.
Dana: Oh, now I get it.

"I've been to Montana. I was not impressed." -- Holly (sorry Disu)

The Party at the Knights of Columbus

"'Hi, I'm Andrew. Are you gay? Because I am, and I'd like to make out with you. What chapter are you from? Lelelelelelele.'" -- Erin, suggesting how to approach an ambiguous guy (that last part is the making out happening)

4/21

The Fairfield Inn

"Ryan's getting there. Adam still looks like a small bear." -- Crystal, of Beta Nu's physical fitness
"We're getting there. We're getting to be a formidable topless organization." -- Crystal

Club Thing, the race to get home

"I am on a mission. YOU are just travelling." -- Road Rage Kim

Jess: Smokers disgust me.
Kim: You only quit five days ago.
Jess: Six!

4/22

Friendlys

KelGa: Mary...
Andrew: is the...
KelGa: ...Pasho.

4/23

Syracuse Stage, "The Dybbuk"

"I love my grandfather, he's so crazy. He's blind." -- Mandy

4/24
Crouse, Twentieth Century Music Analysis


Dan Reitz: I get sick everytime I go to Panda West.
Andrew: Then you don't have to come.
Liu: Dan, you are out.

4/25

Jon's car, on Columbus Avenue

Jon: A friend of mine is supposed to come up for D-Day. I've IMed him twice and he hasn't responded!
Andrew: Man, I hate that!
(Sorry, Jon. The irony was just too much :) )

4/26

The VPA I'm special Luncheon, Goldstein Faculty Dining

"'I was a bassoon major, and now I'm the president of Time Warner.' And I'm like, 'Can I BE you?'" -- Sheila

LGBT Resource Center open house

"If you build it, they will come out." -- Adrea Jaehnig, director

Club Thing

"Country Propane gives you piece of mind; the others just give you gas. Country Propane gives you piece of mind; the others just give you gas." -- the radio (I was amused that they sang it twice)

Panda West, the Things dinner (plus Melissa)

Andrew: It's like a party in my mouth!
Lindsay: Amazing!
Andrew: An Amazing party in my mouth!
Annabel: Stop.

HL 500, Sigma Induction

Erin: But this isn't Japan.
Sara: It's always Japan when Shohei's here!

Induction Party at Beth's house

"I want Erin Bodine's chest to be on the Internet." -- Erin, about my screen name (erinbodineschest)
"My list of people I like is getting so big!" -- Sara

4/29

Lyman Hall, Dan's thesis defense (hooray for yeast)

Andrew: It starts and ends with Shohei.
Sara: Everything should.

The place

"Hello!? Edward? I'm gonna press buttons until you answer. I'm, at my grandmother's." -- Cricket, combining the four wrong number calls on our answering machine.