"I suck at sucking." -- KelGa
"You keep good stuff up your ass!" -- KelGa, who was impressed with something I pulled out of my ass.
Andrew: Spaghetti is a sin.
JenGa: I'm a sin.
Andrew: You are? Why?
JenGa: I don't know. I feel like it.
Andrew: Okay, I am not a sin, but spaghetti is.
JenGa: I'm spaghetti.
"I don't discriminate who I nap on." -- Deirdre (first quote!)
"Food, alcohol, and brotherhood: my three favorite things. If I could only rhyme them, I could be in the sound of music." -- Dan Lerner
"You are a person, in a place, with THINGS. Hello noun!" -- Kathleen
"Did Bittel skadiddle?" -- Cricket
"What's Crickin, kickit?" -- Brenda McDonald (first quote!)
Lindsay: Jonah is so dumb.
Andrew: She's talking about her fish, not [Delta Alpha's] founder.
"I just have three letters for you: X, Y, and Z." -- Jess Cohen
"It's a touchy feely quotebook." -- Lindsay
Andrew: Not the Bible.
Lindsay: Brought to you by Not the Mormons.
"Sharing is something I didn't learn in kindergarten. Instead I learned to hit and take." -- Lindsay
"I SO can't conjugate a verb right now." -- Nate, being inarticulate (first quote!).
"Either I'm doing something right or she's really enjoying watching Beta Nu walk by." -- Nate, massaging Lindsay
"If you go to every event in four years, you're gonna get burned out, unless you have five tattoos on your butt." -- Kara Maginnis (first quote!)
"C'mon! Play down by the river like a real man!" -- Lindsay
"That was definitely a pelvic thrust to the head." -- Jess, playing "ha ha"
"Jess, why is your head stuck in people?" -- JenGa, playing "human knot"
"I'd be like Shirley Temple meets the devil." -- JenGa
"Rebecca, you know I love you ... because you're a Jew." -- Dan Lerner
"I wouldn't be like, 'Ooh, I'm celebrating pretzels this week, I'm so excited.' I'd be celebrating something much cooler, like peeps." -- Amanda, on distinguishing the signs for Passover and pretzel by context.
"I can basically sum up country music in heartbreak and strange women." -- Lindsay
"I'm clapping inside." -- Mary, who didn't feel like moving
"This is what happens when I am left to my own devices, alone, for a summer, in a house, on an island where I don't know anyone." -- Holly, explaining her artwork.
"You know what? We can talk about this yesterday." -- Mandy Brightensomething (first quote!), proposing that we defy the laws of science.
"We have to go do Things things." -- Holly
KelGa: If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Holly: Dead.
"I lose everything, but I always find the important things :)" -- Andrew's away message (submitted by Katie, who thought it was cute)
Andrew: Haiku in Bglowslieth is reinine.
Cricket: I'm going to take a long blink (::long blink::)
"I like the Quotebook. It makes me think that sometimes I'm a different person." -- Cricket
"My son is an honors student, and he likes to putt putt!" -- Cricket, mocking the bumper sticker that said "We like to putt putt."
"They should call this 'Hot and Weird' soup." -- Cricket, about Hot and Sour soup
"I'll send her my hair and feces. 'Here, grow a plant who cares.'" -- Clarice, about Erika.
JenGa: What's the green stuff in crabs called?
Kathy: Crab brains.
Sara: Nastiness.
"No more lungs!" -- Kathy, exasperated with lungs
"Does anyone else like really want to take a shower? That was not an invitation." -- Jess Cohen
"Is your name Ruth?" -- Jackie, to Lindsay's mom, because the person on the phone asked for "Ruth"
"Geez, there's cock all over this road!" -- Kathy, responding to signs for Cockeysville
"Welcome to Maryland. Buckle up. We have nice roads and lots of cock." -- Lindsay
"Oh my G-d, guys! Stop jizzing on me!" -- Kathy, as we got carried away with Lindsay's conversation stopper
"I have your horny animal ... thing." -- Jonah Goodman, referring to Fuckin Friendly the Horny Horse.
Dana: I don't get it.
Andrew: Yes you do.
Dana: Oh, now I get it.
"I've been to Montana. I was not impressed." -- Holly (sorry Disu)
"'Hi, I'm Andrew. Are you gay? Because I am, and I'd like to make out with you. What chapter are you from? Lelelelelelele.'" -- Erin, suggesting how to approach an ambiguous guy (that last part is the making out happening)
"I am on a mission. YOU are just travelling." -- Road Rage Kim
Jess: Smokers disgust me.
Kim: You only quit five days ago.
Jess: Six!
"If you build it, they will come out." -- Adrea Jaehnig, director
"Country Propane gives you piece of mind; the others just give you gas. Country Propane gives you piece of mind; the others just give you gas." -- the radio (I was amused that they sang it twice)
Andrew: It's like a party in my mouth!
Lindsay: Amazing!
Andrew: An Amazing party in my mouth!
Annabel: Stop.
Erin: But this isn't Japan.
Sara: It's always Japan when Shohei's here!
"I want Erin Bodine's chest to be on the Internet." -- Erin, about my screen name (erinbodineschest)
"My list of people I like is getting so big!" -- Sara
"Hello!? Edward? I'm gonna press buttons until you answer. I'm, at my grandmother's." -- Cricket, combining the four wrong number calls on our answering machine.