8/1 - Online with Dan

Dan:  I see Barneses all the time in Target.
Andrew:  Do you spit in their food?
Dan:  No, I just laugh under my breath, and then run and tell Nina, and we laugh
together while I stare at Nina's breasts.

8/3 - Kathleen's House, in the pool

Hi John = cleavage is showing

Matt:  Hi John!
Jenn Lenihan:  John is not here!  You will have to leave a message at the beep.  Beep!
Matt:  Hi John!

8/4 - Barenaked Ladies Concert

"Now don't get me started on beans." -- Andrew, inspired by the BNL

8/5 - In Dan's car

"Too bad I'm going [to Lilith Fair] with all these beautiful women." -- Dan

8/6 - Lilith Fair

"Mammala, bubbala, sheinala, Shabbat Shalom!" -- Sandra Bernhardt
"I'm so excited I could just shit!" -- Suzanne
"I like mine better; it's got a 'thak' in it." -- Kat (first quote!)

8/7 - Early morning (1ish) at Kim's house, Ben's house (Cricket and John's arrival)

"Speaking of emus, Shadow had me up at 6 this morning." -- Matt
"Oh, oh!  She said shut up, and go Lilith Fair!" -- Kim

Kathleen:  Hi John!
John:  Hi John!
"If you don't feel stupid, you're not doing it right." -- Cricket (YAY)
"Her big is sleeping with her gargantuan." -- Matt (about Michelle's fraternity brothers)
Hi Cricket = your fly is open
"I like their curtains, I want to wear them." -- Cricket

8/8 - Kathleen's house, Barnes & Noble, Church (not me, but other people)

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout.  Here is my handle, here is my other handle.  Oh no!  I'm a sugar bowl!" -- Cricket and John

"Let's drive Andrew crazy:  do do do do do do do do do (all different pitches)." -- Cricket

"The world was an ingrown toenail." -- The priest at Kathleen's church

8/9 - Matt's Car on the way to, Roscoe

"I am So Nyack about going to Sloatsburg!" -- Andrew and Gary separately

"Sticks and stones may pierce my feet but Andes Candies will never hurt me." -- Matt

8/10 - In the tent, Palisades Mall, Ben's house

"Underwear?  Hello?  I didn't take my pants off for nothing." -- Andrew

Matt:  Ben, how do you get to the car?
Ben:  I don't know.
Everyone but Ben:  (Shock induced silence)

"It's poof technology!" -- Ben

8/12 - Andrew's Bye party

"The bra strap runs perpendicular to the spine." -- Andrew

8/13 - Adam's House

"No more hugs!  You hug me every ten seconds!  No!  Get away from me!" -- Erika (ironically enough)
"Don't use 'Rosh Hashanah' and 'fuck' in the same sentence." -- Andrew
"I love gravity!" -- Kathleen

Things that us guys can say that girls won't understand:
Stand on wood, Swing on rope, Pass the intern, With a "W."

8/18 - RA Training

"Come on ride that big, fat pony!" -- Sung by Area B (Flint, Day, Dellplain, and Booth)
Andrew:  Delwonk!
Elif Irtemcelik:  Zirby!

8/20 -- Online

"It can have sex with itself, but we don't allow that." -- Eric Berman (about male/female cables)

8/22 -- Shoppingtown Mall, Lazertag

"If you can ride the pony in the mall, you can do anything." -- Scott Thomson (First Quote!)

8/23 -- Behind Closed Doors @ DellPlain Hall, Staff Meeting

"Large Screaming groups of people SUCK!" -- Meredith Yates (First Quote!)

Andrew:  There's no piano in Flint.
Meggen Boehm:  We could make one.

8/24 -- End of training BBQ at the Sky Barn (which IS shaped like a barn, but alas, has no cow or silo), Flint

Sam:  Fire Hydrant
Andrew:  And Cricket's here too.
Meredith:  (being confused)

"My smile can end global warming." -- Cameron Norbert (First Quote!)

8/26 -- Opening Day

"Lisa, did I have a social life last year?" -- Meggen (First Quote!)
"How many RAs does it take to bring Cassy ice cream?  Two." -- Meredith

8/30 --  IST255, Music Office, 1019 Madison

"My office hours are Tuesdays from 3-5, unless I'm in Russia." -- Dave Bulter

"Tomorrow afternoon, I was in a car accident." -- Ida Trebicka (my piano teacher)

"For you there shall be no cheese!" -- Mike Errickson
"They're surprise cookies. Surprise!  They're cookies!" -- Betsy McCarter
wetlovas = wet love ass

8/31 --  Music Lounge, Online, etc.

"Be nice, I'll hurt you." -- Kelly Stallard

"That's one small drive for Dan, one huge drive for Dankind." -- Andrew
"I've got something up my sleeve, and it's not an arm!" -- Kathleen

"Fifty years ago [all tasks were completed] without the aid of computers.  Indeed
everything they did was without computers.  There were no computers!" -- My IST 255 textbook.