1)     When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2)     Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go
back for more.

3)
   Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4)     Call the Psychic Hotline from your cellphone and ask if they know what floor
you're on.

5)     Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg.  How's your day been?"

6)     Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,then
scream, "That's mine!"

7)     Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8)     Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.

9)     Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10)    Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask themif they
hear something ticking.

11)    Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
proceduresand exits with the passengers.

12)     Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13)     Stand really close to someone, sniffing them 20 occasionally.
 

14)     When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic,
they open up again."

15)     Swat at flies that don't exist.

16)     Tell people that you can see their aura.

17)     Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18)     Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
"Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"
 

19)     Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, Got enough air in there?"

20)     Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

21)     Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22)    Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other  passengers.

23)     Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24)     Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25)     Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce,  "I have new socks on."

26)     Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27)  Just as the doors open face the wall and pretend to be closing your zipper.

28)  Ask people "What floor", then hold out your hand for a tip.

29)  If there is muzac playing, start to sob. If someone asks what's wrong, tell
them, "This will be OUR song."

30)  Two words......WHOOPEE CUSHION!!!

31)  Start to take your shoes off and ask, "Do any o' you all have
one o'  dem der toe nail clippy things..."

32)  When the doors open stick your head out first, look both waysand  say,
"Okay... the coast is clear."

33)  Pretend to be having a personal conversation on the emergency phone.
Hang up, and say..."Some people laugh, but I haven't paid for a long
distance call in years..

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