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1) Form a detective agency to find outwho is quitting next.
2) Have work breaks in between tea.
3) Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored Improveyour typing speed.
4) Meditate.
5) Crib.
6) Crib some more.
7) Rearrange the furniture, i.e., flick someone else chair just to irritate her.
8) Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail and  immediately run to the
internet room and see who reaches first you or your mail.
9) Watch other people changing their facial expressions while workingand
try changing your expressions also.
10)Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
11)Make blank calls to your PM.
12)Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.
13)Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.
14)Read jokes and send jokes.
15)Revise last weeks newspaper.
16)Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.
17)Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
18)Follow the amoeba that floats in front of your eyes.
19)Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.
20)Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
21)Compile "How to waste your day"
22)Pick up phone and dial non existing numbers.
23)Make faces at strangers in office.
24)Make faces at your friends in office.
25)Open other people's computers on network and try cracking their passwords.
25)Count the maximum number of applications your computer can  open at a time.
26)For Win NT/95 users: Move things to Recyle bin and restore them.
27)Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when(s)he was 5 years old.
28)Plan to take bath.
29)Learn to whistle.
30)Make croaking noises, barking noises.
31)And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortablechair and tableprovided...and take a nap.


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