WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD? SOM STYLE (Updated: 01.19.04)
Reverend Mother:
"The chicken had to climb every mountain, and cross every road, in order to find its dream." - JoolsFan
Elsa:
"Because chicken forgot her harmonica other side of the road." - MissM
Max:
"Because I just asked it if it wanted me to be his manager. Its voice was so wonderful, I could have made so much money on him, what a pity...." - malinche
"Because apple strudels were sweeter in a other side of the road." - MissM
Herr Zeller:
"The von Trapp's were on the other side." - ILUVTSOM
"That silly chicken seemed to be afraid of me. I really don't know why...." - malinche
Frau Schmidt:
"Just be thankful it wasn't a snake crossing the road!" - ILUVTSOM
Captain:
"Inthefutureyou'llkindlyrememberthattherearecertainchickenswhodon'twishtobedisturbed
andcrosstheroadtoavoidbeingeaten." - imnotacommittee
Liesl:
"The chicken didn't want a governess." - V
Louisa:
1. "I don't know but, Fraulein Maria, can the chicken do this everyday?"
2. "Because the chicken was soaked to the skin!"
3. "The chicken wanted to flit and float, and it fleetly flee, it flew across the road!" - LemonFreshSurf
Kurt:
"Because most of the blueberries where other side of the road." - MissM
"Because the chicken wonderend what the grass would taste like on the other side of the road." - JoolsFan
"Because there was a grass smoothie on the other side." - blondy
"The chicken is incorrigible and wants to be treated like a chicken." - V
Friedrich:
10. "The strawberries were bluer on the other side of the road."
9. "He didn't cross; he air planed."
8. "Well, it wasn't the chicken's idea--it was Kurt's!"
7. "The chicken wanted to say adeiu, adeiu, to you and you and you."
6. "He wanted to prove to his father he could do it without help."
5. "Liesl was dancing over there. Who wouldn't cross the road?"
4. "Because the chicken was impossible."
3. "There were some mighty fine looking play clothes over there."
2. "Gretl's finger was over there."
And dun dun dun, the number one reason the chicken crossed the road was because:
"FRAULEIN MARIA WAS BACK FROM THE ABBEY!!!" - Top 10 list by Ilandra
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