Hey look at what I found! An old memory of Eve!

That was such a hoot!!!! And, remember that time when that Moses fellow (boy what a pain he was in my side!) was told by God to throw down that rod and it would turn into a snake!!! And then remember what happend after that!!? ROTFL!!

Exodus 7:11-12 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments. Exodus 7:12 For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.



That was me!!! My doings!! Yup! I can perform miracles too through other people!


Oh don't look so suprised! It fools people all the time! Me and my "helpers" can do wonders also! You would have known that had you read the bible! LOL Ahhh but you couldn't could you! Oh, by the way, that Aaron person really ticked us off afterwards. I'd suggest just deleting the last part of the verse above - I just don't like it. Besides, why change? In the past I could always have people talk you into believing a verse said anything I wanted it to say! Here's a good one I like to change:


2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began


People read that verse and begin understanding that God has a high calling for their lives if they would accept His grace, but I always use 'friends' to convince them that they can get into His kingdom by good deeds alone!!! LOL You fools!! All running out and volunteering for more jobs - even in the church - and doing your 'good little deeds' HAHAHA!! And then there are always those pesty people that like to show people this verse:



Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.


Just when people are starting to get convinced I like to throw a little interruption. Just when their ready to call out to God and truly believe on Him and confess Him as Lord and master of their life, I'll interrupt with a little phone call with bad news about their job or people in their lives!!! I'm good aren't I? LOL! They get so close! You get so close sometimes but we always take care of that and get you angry at God and blaming all bad things on Him!!!! ROTFL You've got to admit - we just know which buttons to push! I'm always roaming around and looking for my next victims! Job 2:2 And the LORD said unto satan, From whence comest thou? And satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.


Yup, yup, yup.....well enough of all this babbling! I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know! Well OK, I'm not telling you anything that you couldn't have already known (had you even tried)! Let's keep moving...