Daily Gazette News - December 29, 1998 Edition

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History Repeats Itself

CALIFORNIA (AP) : Following an incident last New Year's Eve, the Mitchell clan was hit by two recent events which certainly brought back memories.  Investigations continue as to whether this is a case of contaminated drinking water, or whether circumstances have conspired in more insidious fashion to dissuade the Clan from their ongoing social experimentation with their new environ.
As part of this special investigative report, we asked the youngest resident of the family for his opinion on the recent developments and his reply was "Barff, Barf".  (This was suspiciously similar to his reply when queried what a dog sounded like)

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Based on overwhelming positive response (1) from the previous issue in which we premiered 1st page want-ads, this section has been carried forward to this issue.
  • "That Doggie in the Window"
  • Nice park for child's play
  • More clothing

FOR SALE: large assortment of slightly worn baby clothing.  (He's grown!)

FOR SALE: Antique pen and pencils -- supplanted by recent acquisition of technological gadget

engagement doing babysitting service.  May require commute.
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See how they move!!

An online mechanism exists for more information regarding the surroundings and conditions in which the Mitchells are staying --  corporate housing is reputed to be a wonderful experience so long as you don't mind other people's furniture.  Other related information online include the illustrious  CalTrain  (which has yet to be experienced by the Clan, yet is beckoning ferociously.)
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