Vodkonian war of independance:- part 1

the begining, the first protest, and the bombing of limeberg

After 8 hours of standing on a building opposite the govenrment offices, shouting profanities and throwing empty bottles of jack daniels and pure vodkonian vodka at govenrnment officials, they got tired and were eventually brought to the police station, and subsequently imprisioned. the people of vodkonia were outraged at the treatment of these brave men and demanded their release.
when the govenrment didn't comply protest outside govenrment buildings and looting of pubs became more frequent and a song was created about one of the imprisioned men, Melson Nandela. the song was titled " melson nandela will be free"
After 3 months of violent protests and drunken brawls hundreds lay dead and hundreds more lay injured and sober untill that eventfull day, july the 16th when without warning , they came.

On the 16th of july, a sunny bright afternoon, nothing could be heard in limeberg but the ceaseless drone of daily life, untill the moan of the engine of a mono-winged plane came, followed by at least half a dozen more.
the bombing raid of "The Secret Cult Of The Eskimo Orphans" had taken every rebel in limeberg buy suprise, the ferry carrying two of the best elephant pilots around, 8,000 liters of vodka , 6 crates of guns and 42 rebels were bombed to the merciless ocean floor ( the port itself has never been used since).
Even to this very day it is belived the commies orchestrated the violent and cowardly attack
When the V.L.A finally thought the Kommies would give in, they were mistaken, the government had one more card to play... as it turned out it was an ace and meant the mobilisation of its army( the Vodkonian Drinking Brigade)
the VDB had the governments full support in the eradication of the rebels, including the use of heavy artillery such as bombers carrying 2000LBS bombs
after 3 months of sever clashes between the VLA and the VDB the VLA resorted to geurilla tactics, urinating on troops from tall buildings, throwing bottles ( empty, naturally) and other such degrading and drunken behaviour