Links to the Past: Vodkonian war of independance:- part 2

Vodkonian war of independance:- part 2

retaliation, The double cross, and Words of Yoda

After this Guerilla warfare the VDB decided that a carpet bombing raid of the entire forest nort-west of Cokatia was the best solution. the bombers were readied and were awaiting the signal to go. unbeknownst to the VDB the 2 tail bombers of the squadron were infact rebels masquerading as VDB pilots, their payloads differed to the other bombers, each carrying 7 stinger missiles and 6 2,000LBS bombs

The double cross:-

24 minutes into the bombing run the 2 tail planes turned their master arms on and both took out 11 of the bombers and crippled the other 3 before making them splash into the ice cold Ocean. With the remainder of their payload they blew up the town of carthage where the VDB barracks were based. Carthage was destroyed so badly that it has lain in ruins to this day, and all that remains is a monument to the many hundreds of soldiers and civillians alike who lost their lives in the bombing.
the rebels finally thought the war was comming to an end, when suddenly, annother army seemed to pop up out of no there ( once here they strenghtend the ranks of the VDB but were trained in a far away land, probably lapland, by the "secret cult of eskimo orphans")
although the rebels had plenty of aircraft, large and small, pilots were comming up short supply, elephant pilots in even shorter supply.
with such a large force opposing them, they thought they were doomed, then a young pilot named "Suke Lywalker" tracked down a wise old hermit in the far eastern swamps, his name was yoda

Rebel pilots!

Words of Yoda:-

His speaach inspired Suke, here are a few extracts from said speach

"true , is your cause, hmmmmm
just , is your cause, hmmmmm
stick to your cause, you will, hmmmmm
prevail, you will

" Take our lives , they can, hmmmm
take our country, they can, hmmmm
take our freedom, they can, hmmmm, take our vodka, they will not

Suke decided that an all out attack would be suicidal, so he organised all the forces and said the attack wouls start ayt 9.00am the go code being "sara,sara,sara" ( vodkonian for Attack, attack, attack)
as the severly deminished numbers of pilots rushed for their planes a vodkonian mini came accross the airstrip carrying 5 of the best trained elephant pilots
as it drew near a small flash was oticed in the distant hills and to the horror of all the onlookerd an ANTI-ELEPHANT missile was fast approaching the miniature vehickle
a blinding flash, a shriking noise , an intense heat and a revolting smell are all that remained of the vehicle and its passangers
The spirit of the rebellion would surely have been crushed with that Vicious blow by the S.C.E.O ( Secret Cult of the Eskimo Orphans), but all was not lost for yoda told suke one more thing

" in the south, a friend, you have,hmmmm, to the west, an ally, you must make,hmmmmm, tired, i am, hmmmm"

unsure of this new information , suke went in search of his friend in the south

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...The wise hermit

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