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Vodkonian war of independance:- part 4

Public execution, the beginning, and the siege

at 11:30am a huge crowd gathered for the execution of the rebels ( and bill clinton). there was a huge military presence and all the pubs in the public square had been closed
this led to a slight upset in the rebel plan, but it had been expected as they were facing the dirty Kommies
at the moment of the hanging a great cry was let from the crowd as 3 dozen men around the gallows unmasked themselves and brandished empty bottles, hand guns, knives and profanities
most of the rebels died for this noble cause the leaders escaped, Bill Clinton however has hung, drawn and quatered, disembowled and then sent to the four reaches of the island under the orders of George.W.Bush
in the daring escape suke was shot throught the heart and died in the arms of melson nandela
Melson swore the kommie bastards would pay dearly for their treatment of his people
melson arrived back at the rebel batcave ready for war,once again relying heavilly upon resources he did not have untill a cloaked figure from a bar far away in Goblin informed him that the alliance was made
his new troops form the northern quater of lapland were on their way

 



The beginning:-

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Night had fallen when the troops and planes with supplies and fresh whisky from lapland arrived on the western shores. Elite squads numbering no more than 4 with half a dozen elephants in each arrived at the rebel airstrip. the war would be over in a matter of days
the morning was crisp, the sky was cloudless open as if the Gods wished to watch the war uninterupted
the attack on cokatia was underway and the rebel forces crushed all opposition in limeberg, then made camp and informed the new troops of the situation, prayers were then said for the rebels lost in the port bombing almost a moth ago at that stage
the bombing enraged the elephant pilots and after mercilesly slaughtering half of the VDB with unnerving accuracy when their ammo gone and bombs dropped they were returning home, when they heard the broadcast of the location of the secret cult of the eskimo orphans headquaters. immediatly the course was plotted and engines overtorqued the 24 fighters jettisoned their planes into the HQ, wiping out any sign of the Cult for more than 4 decades
however one of the elephant ejections units malfunctioned, and so the brave pilot plunged into the orphanage with his plane
the rebellion continued across the island, growing in size and strenght until the kommies realised rebel camps had been spotted setting up all along the outskirts of the vodkonian capital , cokatia.
the kommie forces decided to withdraw from the besieged town of cokatia and re-grouped at the coastal town of goblin, to make their final stand
the rebels realised for the first time that victory was within their grasp, alas the Kommies weren't about to give up vodkonia without a final fight

 


the march of war!

the march of war!


The Siege:-

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For Three weeks Goblin was bombarded non-stop, heavy artillery originally mobilised to crush the rebels was now pounding goblin into submission
during the first week the kommies pulled all their troops back to key loactions in the city and rebel commando groups infiltrated these locations and blew them all to hell
but on the second week the dirty Kommies booby trapped some installations and the rebels took sever casualties
on thursday of the 2nd week , commandos infiltrated the Vodkonian drinking brigade holding facility and started to release captured commandos untill a message traveled accross the radio unit in the command station of the facility

" security center! come in security center!"
one inovative commando answered the transmission
" uh..... everything under control, slight weapon malfunction"
"what happened?"
"we're fine, thank you, how about you"
"we're sending a squad up to you!"
"uh.... negative! reactor leak-- give us a few minutes to--"
" who is this? whats your operating--"
<< transmission severed >>
within minutes the building was awash with soldiers readied for battle only to find the building empty and rigg4ed with booby traps
one lapse in concentration , a soilder sneezes, as the audio detonator registers the noise and hurriedly creates its explosion, resulting in a chain reaction blowing the detention center off the face of vodkonia



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