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Vodkonian war of independance:- part 3

The execution, the message, and Carthage

News was spreading quickly across the isle of vodkonia, about a government announcment

" in the hope of Communism spreading far and wide, our great society is veing eaten from within by small grouos, these vermin are undermining you, the people , of your right to live peacefully and to live in harmony, but the scum of humanity wish to deter our society, to rip itself up and to consume itself. it is because of this threat to you and to all human life, which we hold sacred that we must execute the cause of this ...unrest"

at 12pm on wedensday, we will execute the following
Floe Montre
Melson Nandela
cand ritter and regretfully
bill clinton
however due to demand an extra execution will take place at 4pm wedensday, when we will be executing 4 elephants
3 rebel pilots
2 rebel commanders
and george W bush too"
when Suke returned to the rebel base , all hope had been shattered once again, for the base had been ransacked, rebels executed and more importantly all Drink and weapons confiscated

 



The message:-

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Finally on tuesday the 13th of august at 5pm, suke recieved word that we was to go to a bar in the small town of goblin to meet a friend. the message was cleverly disguised as a beer mat in an enevelope, the front read " follow the white rabbit
After 10 hours of chasing rabbits and hares through burrows and warrens he gave up and decided to travel to 'Goblin'. upon arriving in the town he noticed that the rebellion had gripped everything in Vodkonia, Forever tainting the beautifull country
he also realised that since he left limeberg 2 members of the VSS ( Vodkonian secret service) were following him. Using the skills he had picked up in training to be a rebel he went ot a pub got drunk, kicked one secret service agent in the nuts, ran away, and from a safe distance shouted and mooned at them.
after running for around an hour he found the bar and within he foun a cloaked man, although it is unknown who this man was, he was the reason the rebellion had remained afloat, for if it was not for him the rebel would never had made the alliance to the west

 


white rabbits

white rabbits


Carthage:-

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Although Carthage lay in ruins, Suke went to seek out battle brethern for one more final and bloody clash with the VDB
Suke led the unlikly band of heros that he found in Carthage ( among which was a hat-stand called Mr. fred) to limeberg, but unfortunatly Sukes fame had far and wide, for his convoy was ambushed en-route.
Suke was caught and was sentanced to be executed with the other leaders at 12pm
thankfully the other rebels escaped by hoping into a donkey cart of sober-people , on its way to Arkham Asylum
apon arriving at the assylum, the rebels were clearly not sober, but were detained for two hours and given 380mgs of whiskey to help them towards their cause
The rebels also found that they had a very strong following in a small settlement outside Arkham . this following strenghtened the rebel force and helped with their movment around the island



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