ask yourself

	Mission statement Human nature, the human heart, the spirit, the soul consciousness itself – call it what you like - in the end, it is all we have to work with. It has to develop and expand, or the sum of our own misery will never diminish. My own small discovery has been that this change is possible, it is within our power. Without a revolution of the inner life, however slow, all our big designs are worthless. The work we have to do is with ourselves if we are ever going to be at peace with each other. This will not go down well in financial institutions. Why he is the way he is Life is nothing if not a random motion of consequences and quirks of chance; it never goes as planned or as foretold; frequently one gains happiness from being obliged to follow an unchosen path, or misery from following a chosen one. How often can one refrain from wondering what portentous events may not have arisen from some trivial circumstance which thereby has acquired a significance far beyond itself? I am indeed a sensitive and intelligent man of broad education and many interests. Blame the bee for stealing the honey from the pot, blame the willow for leaning towards the pool, but don’t blame me for wanting to kiss you. Physical characteristics Location Luxembourg Born Eastham Wirral Cheshire UK Height 1.74m (5.9”) Weight 170 pounds (75 kg) Eye colour blue green Hair colour light brown I really like Beer vodka and fresh orange juice sex, skating, water skiing, windsurfing, sailing, fast catamarans, movies, books, music, chemical reaction, good dressers, spontaneous combustion, sponataniety I really dislike Football, the new England, rugby, cricket, darts, political correctness, narrow mindedness, financial institutions, lawyers, bad hygiene Girls who broke my heart Joanne Evans (when aged ten), Laura, Sophie Movies Groundhog day, so I married an axe murderer, prizzis honour, one flew over the cuckoos nest, everyone says I love you, manhattan murder mystery, I could go on and on and on and on Books Senor vivo and the coca lord, Louis de Bernieres, the secret history, Donna Tartt, The great gatsby, Scott Fitzgerald Sports Water, tennis Sucré or salé Salé evening sucré morning Food Seafood Favourite journey Across the serengeti plains in a jeep or on the way to Bora Bora in a big sailing cutter Country, city Africa, new york Languages French and italian Dream trip The south pacific Favourite season Winter spring summer or fall all you have to do is call Which dream would you follow if you couldn’t fail Movie actor So I ask you `how far do you want to go with this?` I am not a man for lists or statistics to make judgements upon, I go by my gut instinct, that is how I have lived and will continue to live, I try not to control outcomes too much, sometimes I just let the chips fall where they may. But just for the hell of it I thought I would give you one more blast of my horn before I go get a beer, shows I really care… I suppose what is your idea of perfect happiness? Being able to go windsurfing or sailing every morning after stepping right from my house straight onto the beach What is your greatest fear Mediocrity What is the trait that you most diplore in yourself The ability to see right through people, and not hiding the fact when I can if it displeases me What is the trait that you most diplore in others Their ability to grow hair What is your greatest extravagance Protein shakes What really is your favourite journey To bed with the girl that wants me What do you consider to be the most overrated virtue Prudery What do you dislike about your appearance The inability to grow hair at will Which words or phrases do you most overuse Fuck it What is your greatest regret Not kissing julie griffiths Which talent would you most like to have To be able to fly What is your current state of mind wondering If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be Fab hair What do you consider your greatest achievements thus far Creating two newspapers in Tanzania East Africa and the influence they have there, making a movie with Val Kilmer, Patrick Swayze, and Madeline Stowe What is your most treasured possession My willy and my sunglasses What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery Having it cut off or them for that matter Where would you like to live Overlooking an ocean What is the quality that you most like in a man That they don’t think about having sex with me and I don’t think about having sex with them and THAT doesn’t complicate or spoil the relationship that we have What is the quality that you most like in a woman Sincerity, passion, playfulness, flip flop fly don’t care if I die great legs and that she doesn’t ask me if her bum looks big in this What do you most value in your friends The ability to be able to discuss anything at all without any loss of self esteem when I railroad them into submission on an issue or an opinion Who is your favourite hero of fiction Captain scarlett, troy tempest, spiderman What are your favourite names anything that sounds exotic How would you like to die In a slo mo shootout with clint eastwood What is it that you really dislike Lack of spontaneity and planners, if this is Tuesday it must be belgium or its Friday 8pm lets have sex (not that I have ever met anyone like) or people who prefer household chores over going out with me When and where were you happiest School theatre, at college in cambridge for 5 years and as one of the waterfront crew in all of the places I worked around the world If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing what or who would it be Ghengis kahn driving a ferrari What is your favourite occupation These days dreaming and driving


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