Anti Portrait Chinois  

Do you admit to ever taking drugs?

Would you have cosmetic surgery?

Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with?

What do think about posing nude for the camera?

Is there anything about yourself, your appearence

that embarrasses you most?

What are you reading at the moment?

What music do you listen to?

Your favourite food?

Your favourite restaurant?

Are you sucre or sale (sugar or savoury)?

what is your favourite country?

City?

Place?

  Language?

What do you smoke?

The vice that tempts you most?

Your favourite sport?

Your preferred number?

Your star sign?

The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

in a beautiful pea green boat

they took some honey and plenty of money

wrapped up in a five pound note

the owl looked to the stars above

and sang to a small guitar

oh pussy, oh pussy, oh pussy my love

what a beautiful pussy you are, you are

they sailed away for a year and a day

to the land where the bong tree grows

and there in a wood a piggy wig stood

with a ring on the end of his nose

dear pig are you willing

to sell for a shilling your ring

said the piggy I will

said the piggy I will

so they sailed away and were married next day

by the turkey who lived on the hill

they dined on mince and slices of quince

which they ate with a runsible spoon

and hand in hand on the edge of the sand

they danced by the light of the moon, the moon

they danced by the light of the moon

Good?

And so the end is near and so I face the final curtain