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Wednesday October 8th, 2003 |
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HOlyz molzee, it's me again.
For a long time, I didn't know anybody else born today. But a couple months ago I found out Chevy Chase shares my birthday. That was cool. It's perfect. Me and Chevy Chase. Too unfunny men who everybody wishes would go away.
But thanks to yahoo, I now know that not only am I not the coolest person ever born on this day, I am also NOT the coolest person who turns 23 today. Yeah, really. Can you believe it? There is actually a cooler person that has the exact same birthday as me. It really sounds impossible doesn't it. But it's sadly true. I'd like to introduce you all to my new arch nemesis, please meet Nick Cannon.
"i have my own cd. jealous?"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"I am pointing and laughing at YOU"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I will kill you someday Nick Cannon, and I will be the coolest person with this birthday! YESSSSSSSS
"AHHH. I AM RUNNING AND HIDING FROM YOU.
Victory!
It doesn't end there. I share the day with Kristinna Loken, who is the whore in t3. And Matt Damon, a whore for Ben Affleck.
And then a bunch of Who? people : Darrell Hammond from snl, C.J. Ramone from The Ramones, Robert "Kool" Bell from Kool & the Gang, Sigourney Weaver (who I was going to call a whore, but then I realized I was thinking about susan sarandon and not the aliens whore. hey, I called her a whore anyway!), R.L. Stine the guy who used to rip off kids before yugioh and harrypotter came along, and Paul Hogan, a cool australian.
Oh wait, there's one more bastard out there with my birthday! JESSE JACKSON.
i don't care if I had multiple extramartial affairs, the fact that arnold touched a ladies breast is outrageous, proposterous, and horribleopolous! I want him out of office now! damn minorities can't use a simple punch card machine. I don't care that it was a landslide vote!
damnit jesse. Get a hold of yourself.
I've also have a quiz today I haven't studied for because I was too busy BS'ing my labs last night! hahah. owned!
PEACE. I'M OUT LIKE DAVIS. LET'S BOUNCE.
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Thursday September 25, 2003 |
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Yesterday was an interesting day.
I started off yesterday by going to the doctor about my left shoulder. This is a good 1.5 years after it happenned, which I believe is some kind of world record. I take x-rays. He says nothing wrong. I am thinking "holy shit, I pop out my shoulder, stick it back in myself, and 1.5 years later, there's nothing wrong. I SHOULD BE A DOCTOR." but that doesn't explain the weird numbness I get in my left hand (carpal). He says one of my neck bones might be pinching a nerve and they'll call me if they find anything. And by that they mean, we'll wait until after your birthday so we can screw your no insurance ass.
And then I went to play Bingo. Or was it a raffle. Or whatever the fuck that game they play at the DMV is. What the fuck is up with that system. first you wait in line, then they give you a ticket with a letter/number on it. Then you go wait. and wait. and wait. all you can do is stare at the random letter and number they show on the freaking screen. It's not exactly random, but you still have no idea when they'll call you. I was g050. They were calling B2, J11, H3, C49. They would call G45, G46,G47 within like 2 minutes of each other, and then wouldn't call g48 for another 50 minutes. It's like they purposely try to screw you over in to missing your BINGO. 3 hours of my life down the tube.
And the lady that helped me had a nose ring and a mustache.
And then there was good ol cisco class. We are allowed to take each quiz over once. So if you fuck up the first time, the 2nd time you can do better. I did that yesterday. I went from a 66% on one quiz to a 88%. I cheated. Sort of. The tests are all online, so I viewed source on all the quiz pages and saved them to my yahoo briefcase. Then I studied them and took the quiz over. I missed the 3 questions that i couldn't figure out. Cool right?
No. that is not cool. It is horrible. I am getting owned. And I only think this because of one guy. One horrible horrible man. Let us call him the CHEATING CHINK.
This guy either has the biggest balls in the universe or is fucking retarded and thinks he's slick as hell. He might be slick though because it looks like I'm the only mother fucker who sees him cheating every god damn day. And to me, it is fucking blatant. After he is done with the test and before he submits the answers, he COPY AND PASTES the test in to Microsoft Word. Really man, c'mon, you've got fucking CLIPPY on your damn desktop, do you not think I notice?? And then after he fails, he goes up to the teacher and writes down the answers he got wrong and corrects them in his Word document.
wait robert, isn't he practically doing the same thing as your cheating ass? Yes, but at least I have the nerve to look up the answers myself. haha.
And the kicker. Why I hate this mother fucker more than anything. At the very least, you have to study the answers on your copied exam and memorize them. it's not that freaking hard considering it's multiple choice. This mother fucker takes out his god damn printout of his word document DUring his retake and just looks up the fucking answers and marks them on his online test. He Doesn't even bother trying to memorize them! the mother fucker! And then during lectures all he does is look at CHINK sites with freaking chinese lettering everywhere. I hate you chinks! at least I pay attention! ARGH ME MATEY!
and then the big brother finale was on (i taped ed) and it was the worst fucking ending/show ever. god damn gooks.
Questions or comments about my racism can be directed towards wabut at yahoo. Thank you.
out!
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Monday September 15, 2003 |
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I would just like to mention that the bus driver didn't try to run me over today and didn't hassle me at all. How very nice of him.
also, Operation_power_supply has failed again. Once again, the screw driver does not fit. damnit
update : I should win awards in the "jumping to conclusions" category. operation_power_supply is a success. The screwdriver worked, and I made a lot of noise at the same time. haha. I hope the other people in the other cubicles weren't thinking I was screwing with the computers. Maybe I was just banging metal with my screwdriver for fun. yeah, that's it.
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Friday September 12, 2003 |
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I think it's official. He Hate Me.
Every morning when I catch the bus, and every tues/thurs/fri (TOO MUCH INFO) after I leave work, the same bus driver always picks me up. And that mother f'er acts like he wants to kick my ass every god damn day.
I don't know what the hell his problem is, but he must have some type of stick up his ass to act like that all the time. Or maybe it's that freaking gay as hell hat he wears all the time. Like he's in the french army or something.
Anyway, every morning when he comes to my stop, he always drives like he's about to pass me up, then at the last moment, flips on his blinkers, and makes a sharp turn like he's about to run me over. I was scared the first time, but now I just stare that mother fucker down and say "just try and run me over you gay fag." It's not like it's a hard stop. Just pull the fuck over. There are no cars parked near by. No garbage cans. No little kids playing in the street. Bastard
So why do I now think it's official that he hates me? I stick the same god damn bus ticket thing in the damn slot every day. Everyday. So today, I stick it in. Then he starts looking all angrily at the money machine like I stuck a canadian dollar in there. Then he says for me to show him what I'm putting in there before I put it in. WTF. HEY ASSHOLE, GET OFF MY BALLS AND LET ME GET ON THIS ALWAYS LATE BUS SO I CAN GO TO MY SHITTY JOB.
I think I'm going to take an earlier bus in the morning, and a later bus in the afternoon so I can avoid psycho nigger fag bus driver.
What the fuck is his problem? And why me? What the hell did I do? Did my asian ancestors opress you? My nikes too fucking cool? DID I KICK YOUR ASS IN GUNBOUND? I bet you're a gay no aim grub user.
Trapt - Echo
Trapt - Headstrong and Still Frame ain't that bad either.
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Operation_Power_Supply is a go. Good luck private wabut.
I'm out like french berets. PEACE ASTA LA VISTA BABY
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update : Operation_Power_Supply was a complete failure. Wrong tools were present. Will attempt attack again on monday with different screwdriver.
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Monday August 11, 2003 |
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Boss isn't here today. Geocities update here I come!
I don't get paid enough to sit around doing nothing.
The biggest reasons why I missed updating in July are that I had Summer School in the evening/nights and work in the morning, leaving me dead asleep by midnight. Not exactly cool. ( I just looked up the word "school" at dictionary.com because I thought I spelled it wrong. nice )
One of the classes I took was a Robotics class, which was a good 6 week program on how to do nothing and get an A. I learned a lot, like what a newb looks like in real life, and that even if you don't try, you should be rewarded. I won a sac city mug because the robot ut and I made owned everybody.
The other class I took was a Java class. Which was a good 9 week program on how to use what you learned with your cse degree to own everybody else in the class who don't know how to program. And also to own people who have computer jobs THAT YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE THAN THEM :~~~~~~~~~~~(
That class started at around 40 people, with assholes lining the edges of the classroom sitting on the floor, and ended at 7 people. I think that's the biggest difference between a school like UCD, and Saccity. At UCD, if you suxor in a class, you stay in it, kiss the teacher's ass, cheat off somebody, and bam, you've passed, but the last thing you do is drop it. At city, the teacher doesn't give a fuck about you and your $50 investment in the class. If you suck nutsacks, the teacher will punch you in the face and say get the f out newb. there is no "curving", so if you suck, you suck. And if you drop the class, you lose $50. big woops.
Lost my train of thought. Festivus for the rest of us.
oh right. I didn't buy a damn book for that java class. The internet is so great now. Any trouble I had, I could just log on, ctrl+K in firebird, type in some crappy java problem, and There's my solution. That's the route for an A biotch!
This Fall, I'm shooting for my Cisco Certification. What's great about it is that the book they want you to buy now is the 3rd edition that just came out a couple months ago. That means a lack of used goodness to buy. Poop. I don't even know if I really want this damn certification. It's absolutely worthless unless it turns in to a CIsco internship (or poontang, but that goes without saying).
There is no point to this post, or to life.
in 1 month it will be the 2 year anniversary of (wait for it) me accepting my job at that place I worked 2 years ago! hahahahah. true dat! Peace I'm out like grout when you use shout
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Friday August 1, 2003 |
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35 minutes late. Damn I suck. Bigger update later. This is just here so I can say at least I tried. owned.
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Saturday June 21st, 2003 |
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As if.
Lots of things to wrap up over the last X# of days. Lots of things I've forgotten. Lots of things I don't care to talk about anymore. Boredom is human nature.
Let's try to start this from the beginning.
in the year 20002003 : A couple weeks ago (a month now? geez. time sucks) I had an interview in sunnyvale with a company. How I got this interview was different then all the other interviews I've been on. I got it not because I was skilled. Not because I knew somebody there. Not because I ate the cock. But because the person gathering resumes thought my cover letter was humourous.
Yeah, you read that right. Because I added a touch of humor to my cover letter (which in reality was NOT FUNNY AT ALL. There was just a blip of "I don't know who you guys are, hire me" that I guess on some level is considered funny)
Before all of this (I think. I don't understand Time.) I enrolled in school at city college. A Robotics class. And a Computer Repair class. youtea told me about a website that has student assistant jobs for students at colleges. So I looked. And I applied. For one of them. The rest I didn't care for. He replies, I send him some code. I push it aside from there. I don't hear from the guy for a while.
Then I get another email from the sunnyvale company. He asked me 7 questions, which I replied to in a 4000 word email. Don't ask me what I was thinking, because I really wasn't. I put pencil to paper, then typed it up and before you know it, 4000 freaking words in an email.
Then a 1 hour phone interview (that interreupted the premiere episode of Amazing Race damnit).
Then a real interview.
And that's where I realized what I got myself in to. THEY WANTED ME AS THEIR PERSONAL SEX SERVENT!
or in other words, they wanted somebody who knew Java. I don't know Java. The class that tought Java at davis, wasn't a java class when I took it. Then the 2nd class where we could use Java came around, me and my group took the easy way out and went JSP.
So here I am, 2 hours away from home, talking for a hour+ about everything that I know that they don't care about. ugh.
I left with a frown. that was not a happy day.
For about a week I sit and wait. nothing. I go to school. I drop my Repair class and sign up for Java. Then I get an email from the sunnyvale guy. Didn't get the job. Go fig.
Then I get a reply for the student assistant job. Sweet. He wants an interview with me. I setup an interview for the next day(24 hour advance notice rules).
Then I check my email later that night. Sunnyvale guy? He wants me to work for him. For less pay. On a different project. hmm. what is this world coming to? C'MON GOD MAKE LIFE EASIER DAMNIT.
and then I go interview. I spilled my guts. I blabbed about a lot of crap. i took a web design test, which I believe I aced in a good 4 minutes.
I exchange email with the sunnyvale guy about what he wants me to do (which I will leave Top Secret) and says that I "might be able to work from home" which is the kicker I wanted (school and all). nice.
And then no emails for a while. Life gets boring. school, advance wars 2, Gt advance pro 3, military madness(TG-16) blah.
I get no more emails from sunnyvale guy. FOr all I know, I'm not working on that project. I haven't got any concrete details on what it is, and really don't expect any. I think he really wanted me in the office so he could see just how good a programmer I actually am (Anybody who wants that kind of proof is more than welcome to get the full robert programming experience)
And then I get the call from the student assistant job. I got it. Sweet.
Good news, right? Sort of. See, a detail I left out was that the position was also the only position that youtea cared enough to apply for as well. And we both interviewed. He was much more determined about the job as well. More willing to stick his balls out and call him about details. I on the other hand, have always been scared to death of anything and everything. So getting this job is sort of like stabbing youtea in the back, sort of like stealing his girlfriend (I mean boyfriend. haha. I kid). he's got that whole debt thing going and all. And I've got that "more money I will never spend" thing.
And then the hell kicker, my work hours will be somewhere from 8-12 in the morning 5 days a week. add that to my school schedule of 1-4MW, 1-8:30TR, and you got yourself a guy who is going to die starting next week.
And then the possiblity of impressing sunnyvale guy for a real job by coding something spectacular? Reduced by infinity if I'm coding at work, then coding for an accelerated Java class.
This will be a fun summer.
I LIKE IT HOT. PEACE I'M OUT. SHOUT OUTS TO ALL MY PEEPS ON THE WEST COAST. KEEP IT REAL.
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Wednesdayday May 21, 2003 |
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It's May, and I'm still out and about.
Jenna won survivor. Matt lost survivor. that sucks.
Ruben won American Idol. Clay lost. who cares?
But that's not why I'm here today. It's so I can review some muzak.
Linkin Park - Meteora (C)
I was thouroughly unimpressed by this album. Take the tracks from this album, and none of them stand out compared to album #1. There are a few winners in there (Faint) but there are also big losers (from the inside). From the Inside sounds like they pulled lyrics from a Nursery rhyme and tried to make it hardcore. Not impressed.
Matrix Reloaded : Soundtrack (B)
Matrix Reloaded the movie deserves a A+. The sound track is pretty damn good too, but when you've got the background music pumping and no keanu punches over it, it's just a little weird. There are good music tracks on there as well, with POD's sleeping Awake I think being a radio hit as well. They even pulled off a Dave Matthews remix. sweet.
Thanks for tuning it to Robert's horrible, no fun to read, music reviews. This segment will never return ever. Maybe.
Check out that new yahoo Search tagline : Faster. Easier. Bingo.
HAHAHA. that rules. Bingo. almost brings a tear to my eye.
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Tuesday April 22, 2003 |
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Kentucky?
I got a phonecall last Monday or Tuesday from a Recruiting Agency about a job in Kentucky.
That was the first thing I said. "Kentucky?" Are you f'ing kidding me?
So of course I called back and said I was interested. The lady told me all the details and it really sounded sweet. $52K, benefits, $3K relocation. Lots of goodies. But first, before I can even be recommended to the Kentucky People, I have to take a Cold Fusion Test at proveit.com
I grabbed my 2 cold fusion books, and slightly looked at them. even though I haven't touched cold fusion since last august, I think I can still rock at it without the books. I took the test the night of the 15th. And it scared the f out of me.
It started shooting questions at me about Cftree (?) cfgrid (??) and cftreegrid(???). now I'm pissed. Obsolete functions? Java Powered Functions? Stuff nobody in their right mind would ever use? God damnit. I wasn't ready to break out the Cold Fusion 4.0 knowledge. I didn't start CF until 4.5 came out.
Believe me, I finished the test and was danm pissed. I was for sure that I was going to fail and make a complete fool out of myself.
(Side note :: I think i'm changing the tense of my writing too much. a couple times present, a couple times past, all times confusing. stick with me)
And then I get my results
Elapsed Time : 00:14:33
I could swear I took longer, but i'll take it.
Questions Correct : 36 out of 49
holy crap. I think I did good
Percent Correct : 73%
holy crap. I got a C-
Percentile Ranking : 90
holy crap? 90 percentile?
Global Average : 65%
I did better than the average? monkey dung!
I email the recruiter and tell her that I was pissed about the test. She emailed me back saying that she's gotten complaints from people about proveit.com and that even though the questions sucked, I did really well.
SO TODAY I GOT A CALL ABOUT THE JOB AND I AM MOVING TO KENTUCKY TOMMORROW!
I am kidding damnit. I haven't received a call. I haven't heard anything at all. I don't get it. Am I not good enough for Frankfurt, Kentucky now? noooooo
So how weird would it be if all of that I wrote above was true? Really weird? because it is true damnit. all of it except the capslocked part.
And you know, when it rains it pours.
Last Wednesday I got an email from hp asking me if I was still interested in a position.
A couple days before wednesday I applied for hp at their website. Actually I didn't know that I did. I was planning on doing it again. Whenever I pulled up their job site in IE, the mother f'er crashed. Mozilla/Phoenix had javascript errors and server errors. So I quit about 1/2 way through and decided That I'd do it again later. And then I got the email which pretty much left me in the wtf category. I'm not sure if I should resubmit and make sure all of my resume history got in to their wack forms, or just sit back and wait for them to never contact me again.
#2! #2!
and ever since all of this, my will to do anything job-hunting related has been at a steady 0.
I guess this post needs some comedy. :: Since I was so hyped about the Kentucky thing, I wanted to find out stuff about the state. So I looked at their Crime Data Report for 2000. And unbelieveably THE NUMBER OF HATE CRIMES AGAINST ASIANS WAS 0!!! yippee! Maybe because there are no asians in kentucky? I think so!
PEACE OUT. IT'S HARD BEING UNEMPLOYED YO.
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Tuesday April 1st, 2003 |
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I am selling myself to stileproject and will join his network. Stile told me he's a big fan of my writing and from now on, I will be writing there. I'm also getting dsl so I can keep up with all the crap he links to on his site. It's going to be great. I'm not going to get paid much, but it sounds like great fun.
AND i'M GETTING A NEW COMPUTER TOO.
APRIL FOOLS YOU BASTARDS. i am not getting a new computer. I do not have a job. And i still suck! woooooooo
I'm guaranteed a top 4 finish in Fantasy Basketball. My #1 accomplish EVER.
Ozma - Spending Time on The Borderline. An Excellent Album. My favorite tracks are : "Wake Up, Restart, Turtleneck Coverup, Eponine, Bad Dogs, Game Over"
BOOM HERE COMES THE BOOM. Latez!
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Monday March 10, 2003 |
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This does not count as a March post, unless I don't make another.
Check this out. I believe this is the biggest brush of fame this website has ever gotten, which is very very sad. I got about 100 hits from it. Which is also sad because in the days of mad ownage, 100 was less than an hour.
yippee to unemployed me!
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Friday February 20, 2003 |
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Feb-U-ARY is the toughest month to spell by far.
This month has been absolutely weird in tv land. Just right now, I could have watched 4 hours straight of Reality TV. Survivor -> bachelor -> surreal life -> michael jackson -> I'm a Celebrity. What's nice about that chain is that it just gets worse and worse the later you stay up.
On 2/9 I saw Shanghai Knights, and it was a great movie.
On 2/9 I saw Darkness Falls ("free") and it was a horrible horrible movie
On 2/9 I saw ozma and it was an excellent concert.
Job Search : the poop. Even the ones I Know I am over-qualified for, I don't get even a reply for. I've changed all my tactics too. Mad Ownage is back on the resume sometimes. I submit it in txt format. I even write really cheesy cover letters now. Ass muffins.
ready.gov has really really good pictures. Steal some.
I started programming "Solitair" again after a 2 month hiatus.
I recreated datafox and made it a really pimpin site. and then the host blew up 3 days after it launched. you can see the design here. it was going to be great. But now it goes poop. Who is the poooop. The pooooop
It's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Bomb iraq you quack! Peace I'm out.
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Tuesday January 14, 2003 |
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Monday. Weirdest day ever.
(-) didn't get job below
(-) Top 5 for the job out of 75, but not #1
(+) Top 5 for the job out of 75
(-) No Real mail
(+) Sold a book on half.com. I bought it for 20, sold it for 23.
(+) Fear Factor, everybody lost in the 1st stunt!
(+) Joe Millionaire. HA
(+) Yu-Gi-Oh review @ the shack.
(-) Cut-Off my last line in the review. * Sept. 24, 2034
(-) 4-4 after sunday night in fantasy ball
(-) Jess gets a spinoff show? wtf?
(+) Jess gets a spinoff show. holy crap
damn. anyway, sunday's Alias = FUCKING AWESOME. that show was just damn cool start to finish. amazing. really.
yeah. whatever. toaster peanut butter. later.
1/15/03. i forgot to add this to the post.
Robert,
Thank you for your time and interest in our Cold Fusion contractor
position. As I indicated to you, you were one of 5 finalists in the
selection process out of 75 candidates. As you can imagine, deciding on
the candidate was a long and hard process for me. I have however
decided
on someone else to bring on for this project. I would like to keep your
resume and information on file for potential future staffing needs.
Again, thank you for your time.
you know how people say that girls know if they're gonna f you within the first 10 (5?) minutes of meeting you? I am sure the dude knew he was not going to hire me when he first talked to me on the phone. Peace in the east(ern conference)
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Thursday January 9, 2003 |
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it's 2k3?
Wabut's Instant Lunch World approaches it's 5th Year Anniversary and to celebrate, I will be holding a contest for a prize to be determined later.
So what do you have to do? EASY! Here's what you need
- Salt
- Penny
- Band-Aid
- Water
- Knife
Got it? Ok, here's what you need to do.
1) Add a bunch of salt to the water, but leave some salt for later as well.
2) Soak the Penny in the salt-water. Cool, right?
3) Take the bandaid and roll the non adhesive portion in the salt
4) Now here is the fun part. Take the knife, and cut out a 1inch by 1inch square of flesh from your body. For a better chance at winning, cut out the skin by a vital organ!
5) Now take the penny out of the salt-water, and place it in your wound, abe's face sticking out.
6) Attach the bandaid over the wound, and you're done!
Now wait a week for it to scab up. Then take a picture and send it to me! Best entry wins! WOOO! 5 year anniversary rocks!
On to weirder things, I had an interview today with a 1 man company. only that is wasn't an interview. I don't know wtf it was, but It sure as hell wasn't an interview.
I get there, i sign the confidentiality agreement. He shows me the stuff he's working on. and that's it.
and then it's uncomfortable for me. It's sort of a wtf moment. is this an interview? I already had a phone interview with him, and it didn't seem like he had many questions to ask me then as well.
AND THEN HE WHIPPED OUT HIS WANG! nothing like starting the new year with a dic joke.
of course he didn't. So i started asking him questions. and i mean a lot. and when you're making them up on the fly, they can be pretty stupid. But i tried. and i tried. and i tried. i can't get no. can't get no what? satisfaction.
i asked a bunch of questions that segway'ed into Robert patented Witty one-liners. Those sucked too. At least I didn't break out in to a 20 year old song.
Joe millionaire is cool.
PEACE IN 2K3! UNLESS WE're BOMBING IRAQ/AFGHAN, then WAR IN 2k3! WORD!
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Saturday December 21, 2002 |
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It's December.
44-26-0 .629
Dec 25 is kings-lakers day.
On friday, logitechcordless.com had a contest where they gave away 20,000 keyboardmouse combos. People on the shack cheated and they won a lot. bastards.
uh um uh yeah.
just wasting away.
Stock Market Watch : Andy Richtor Controls the Universe +++. Alias +. Gilmore Girls. Survivor. Fear Factor. Ed -. Smallville -. Everwood --.
Next year :: Joe Millionaire (+). Bachelorette (+). Celebrity Mole (---).
Q:Doesn't NBC own telemundo? Why don't they use John Tesh's theme song?
My ears are burning.
Think positive
Don't mean a thing without the ring
Screws inside. Turns so tight. Turning on you. I'm hanging on you. Baby blue. Don't go nowhere. I'm right beside you. me and you. going nowhere. i'm right beside you. you be my. passer-by. i'll be your new. one to pass through. Screws inside. Turns so tight. Turning on you. I'm hanging on you. Taking you. as low as you'd go. taking you. as low as you'd go.
Q:Explain to me again why I need you?
dude. pegasus. I can sooooo kick your ass in Duel Monsters even if you could read my mind
you too yugi.
GBA :: Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers. i've never seen the movie(s). I've never read the books. But the game plays like Diablo 2. It needs a map, but otherwise a nice timewaster.
SNES :: Mortal Kombat II. After never even thinking about MK2 for somewhere around 8 years, I was able to remember and belt out Sub-Zero's Jump kick, ice puddle, uppercut, slide combo and his ffdfHK,dffHP fatality. Now that is wasted memory
Man-Eater Bug? *#*#*$#( damnit #*$(*(%$ !
After the last dance. You lose your last chance. After the last dance. You lose your last chance. you lose your last chance. you lose your last chance. you've lost your last chance.
Cyber-Jar? ($%*)$( damnit ($($((#))@) !
Bowling for Columbine was a good movie.
Olowokandi is destined for failure.
Yao Ming is destined for greatness.
Caron Butler is destined for failure
Drew Gooden is destined for mediocracy
Darius Miles is destined for failure
Kwame Brown. Failure
Gerald wallace. One trick pony
Rashard lewis. Failure.
Desmond Mason. See Gerald Wallace.
Jason Richardson. See Gerald Wallace.
Ricky Davis. Remember : Michael Adams. Wayman Tisdale. See Above average + failure team = success.
Mike Dunleavey. Are you kidding me. F A I L U R E. See : Craig Ehlo. Sam Perkins. Robert Horry.
Tyson Chandler. Failure.
Eddie Curry. See Tyson Chandler.
Dajuan Wagner. Good-ness.
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