KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

Anyone who's ever worked in an office is familiar with the endless collections for this charity or that person. I heard one tired & overworked secretary respond one day to a request for a donation to the "Sexual Freedom League", that she gives enuff at home.

Women can be so damn catty sometimes. I overheard one steno say to the other as they watched the boss' secretary wiggle by: "There goes the original good time had by all."

Listen you guys, whatever you do, don't ever get your secretary mad at ya. My wife called the other week to leave a message that she would be late. She said to just eat dinner and go to bed, that she would be along directly. My secretary said, "Very well, and whom should I say called ?"

A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in West Virginia when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, surprisingly enough, she readily agreed.
"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing.
"Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile.
"Thirteen ??? My Word, girl !!! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?" he thundered.
Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh ?"

Her young teen age bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confessed her tearful tidings to her Mother."Oh Mom !" she sobbed, "I'm pregnant !"
"Ye gads !!!" screamed the Mother. "And just who is the Father ?"
The daughter lifted up her weeping face and wailed, "How the hell would I know ??? You're the one who would never let me go steady."

The middle aged salesman had noticed the petite young lass standing around in the hotel lobby several times. He thought to himself, "Why Not ?" and approached the curvy miss to invite her up to his room for a drink. She accepted rather quickly. Once they were in the room, he wanted to reassure himself as to her age, since so many teenagers these days were 16 going on 32. He went over to the courtesy bar and mixed himself a drink, then turned to the miss and asked "Are you sure you're old enuff to do this ?"
The girl smiled and assured him that indeed she was, that she had been drinking for years.
Somewhat confident of a pleasant evening, he said "Alright then, what would you like to drink?"
She smiled yet again and said "Scotch and waa-waa"

She was thirteen when she got her first love letter. She framed it. And a month later, she framed the thirty-two year old guy who'd written it.

Two teenage girls were talking over sodas one afternoon. The one looked at the other and said, "Ya know, sex is a pain !!!"
Her friend looked at her and said "You're doing it wrong."

The patient was berating the doctor for an extremely large medical bill not covered by his medical plan during a recent hospitalization.
"My dear fellow," said the doctor, "Let me assure you. If you only knew what a very interesting case yours was, and how strongly and often I was tempted to let it proceed to a post-mortem, you wouldn't complain at a bill three times that large."
A specialist is a doctor with a small practice and a very large house.

A man goes with his wife to the doctor's office. Shortly after she goes into the examination room, the doctor comes out and sez to the husband, "I don't like the way your wife looks at all."
The husband sez, "Well doc, neither do I to be honest, but she's a great lil' homemaker and real good with the kids."