Veterinary [bottom]
A man takes his dog to the vet to find out why the dog isn't active anymore. The vet puts the dog on the examining table then lifts his front left paw and lets it drop...it just flops down. He repeats the same procedure with the right paw, still no reaction by the dog. The back legs are lifted and they both flop down nearly lifeless. Repeating the same procedure with the tail and the head has the same effect. The vet stands back contemplating what to try next. He leaves the room and returns with a cat. He proceeds to lead the cat in front of the dog and all the way around, but still no effect at all. The vet returns the cat to his cage and tells the man it appears the dog has just gotten old and probably won't ever return to the way he was. The man says he really hates to hear that, he's had that dog for many years. "But anyway...what do I owe for all this?", the man asks the vet. "Well, it will be $20 for the office visit", the vet replies "and $200 for the CAT scan"
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