I got this idea from another website, who did 'spew latin'. I decided to do my very own. I would give credit, but I cannot find their address! If it is you, please tell me and I'll give credit right away! Your idea was truly original.

Instructions: place the first consonant [the ones that aren't vowels] at the end of the word and add 'elf'
for example:

Tada! Now you can speak ELF LATIN! Enjoy!