Kennewick quotes
Brigadoon quotes
Main Quotes
| "I'm not stalking anyone, I'd be stalking Frank, and that would be creepy." -Porkchop* | "Why are we talking about hypothetical lunches anyways?" -Porkchop | "Oooh, piece of candy!" -Kris |
| "Mmmm, cheese." -Frank | "This isn't foriegn, this is all-american." -Frenchie | "Porkchop just keeps his intelligent thoughts to himself." -Ben* |
| "You can only have so much oboe." -~Midge~ | "I wanna be a girl." -Tracy* "You already are." -Brandon |
"We're not killing 'people.' Andy's not 'people.'" -#2 |
| "Why don't they give them in baker's dozens?" -PC "Who's eating the roses?" -Kris |
"#3 is not part of this orgy. -#3" "But I still have my shoes on..." -PC |
(Insert something about a tiger here) -Evan |
| "It was a Doody moo-ment (moment)" -PC | "Well we don't have to worry about incest, the only family we have in band is Dino and Grossman." -Tracy* | "I couldn't get it off! I kept whacking it." -Tracy* |
| "Hey, the orange came on to me!" -Frenchie* | "The soda doesn't talk, but the microwave does." -Porkchop | "Are you gonna search me for drugs?" -#3 "I'd need to use more than my hands for that." -PC* |
| "I'm gonna fork you up." -Frenchie* | "Frenchie's goin' wigger on me." -Cherie | "Never sit on the band couch without protection." -Tracy* |
| "Skiing in the nude is where it's at" -Frenchie | "Ooooh, you loooooove my muscles." -Tracy* | "Cancer is sticky?" -Ritter |
| "Got change for a quarter?" -Richard | "Your arms are like controlled spaghetti..." -Ritter "Al dante even!" -Tony Sprague |
"Tonight, when you're asleep, I'm going to urinate on you and put your hand in warm water so you think you did it." -Frenchie to Kyle |
| "It's not as cool as Hell." -Ritter | "I'm not going to call myself weird, that would be admitting I know who I am." -Frank | "It's like assless chaps for your phone." -Tracy |
| "Hell doesn't smell." -Chili "Yes it does, it burns." -Lil' Miss |
If I stare at you, I will bust out laughing." -Luci to Ritter | "There was a lot of stuff between bras and Jesus." -Tracy |
| "It may be small, but it's DAMN CUTE!" -Kris to PC | "It's sure easier to take it on your back." -Tracy | "This is my CPU"- Lukas to Porkchop (pointing to brain) "This is my..." (pointing downward) "Floppy" -Tracy to Lukas |
| "It's got, like, built in butter!" -Tracy | "I left my pants right over there, now they're gone." -Tracy |
As seen on the door jamb of Ritter's office:
Krukas
sPorkchop
sFrenchie
sCherie
sKris
s Kyle
sTracy
sPuddin'
s#3
sWes
sBrent
sMidge
sKelly
sParis
sWyatt