Dr. Wong: I still don't see them. Dig in a little further.
Dr. Gogol: Okay, but honestly, Dr. Wong, you must start keeping better track of your car keys.

-Countess Lydia

"Now, my young friend, I want you to promise me you will never swallow an air hose again."

-Miffy

Dr. Wong: Wow, all these "Jackass" imitators sure are making us rich!
Dr. Gogol: No, no, this was a suicide attempt. See, he's holding a ticket stub for "Gigli."

-Jezebel

WONG: Professor, isn't it a little cruel to reattach Rollo's head if we're going to cut his hands off?
GOGOL frowns, raises an eyebrow.
WONG: I mean, he's going to be awfully upset.
GOGOL bites his lip.
GOGOL: We could try out those prosthetic articles that salesman brought by.
WONG: You mean the metal gauntlets? Well, that would be a nice gesture. For a start.
GOGOL: Hmm.
WONG: I know! Why don't we give him a liposuction? He'll wake up so happy with his new body he won't even notice his hands!
GOGOL: Very well. (To scrub nurse) Hose!

-Mrs. Skeffington

Dr Gogol: Hey look, I can make my eyebrow go up and down! *makes it go up and down several times*
Wong: Um, doctor, you're stabbing the patient's heart out.
Dr. Gogol: I don't care, my eyebrows are dancing! *makes them dance some more* This is fun!
Wong: *sighs* No more caffeine for you.

-Destiny

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