The Sixth Photo

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Ah, M. An unforgettable portrait of one man's pathologically murderous nature. Surely there is no better treatment for this great work of cinematic art...than to think of hilarious captions for one of its stills. Go!

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Before sitting on Santa's lap this Holiday season, please insist that he be searched with a metal detector first. Just one boxcutter can be enough to ruin your child's entire Christmas. -Lydia

Little Girl: I'm armed - so watch it, Buster! -Nancy

In this touching 1931 photo, Peter Lorre meets Annemarie Brenning, who would forever set the tone for their future relationship. -Ladylove

What do you mean they don't have that new Pong game here? Great, now I'm bored and stuck here with you. *Whines* I wanted to play Pong!! -Lianka

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