cOiNciDeNt? cOiNciDeNt?

i'LL gIVE yOU cOiNciDEnT...

fOR WHEN YOU KNOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

aBOuT cOiNCiDENt

I did come across a thing when I first met a girl, where I did not think I was able to connect the things that happened in this universe. Then I realised that it was not the things that were coincident, it was myself. This made me the leader of some kind of foundation for a base of coincidents .. take the test to see if you are coincident, and put it in the ootage.

mon chien est une grande fromage?

Reasons? FoR cOiNCiDENt?

It invades your life! It makes you play ridiculous games and get no work done for weeks! It makes you feel like nothing really matters in this world! It makes you realise that most of the people around you drink like festering chickens whilst contemplating the elasticity of bra straps. In conclusion ... Coincident is worthy of whoreship.

.. and then the gherkin-master said pleh ..