New!

As of Today, Monday March 29, 1999, a new TV Channel has been launched. Its sole purpose is to broadcast the ongoing chaos that is Jennie Alibasic's life!

Don't be fooled by similar offers made by our competitors; this is the real deal!

Tune in and watch Jennie:

- whine about being broke!
- eat crumbly things!
- lay on her stomach on her bed listening to acclaimed British artist Polly Jane Harvey!
- use the bathroom! (Courtesy ToiletTV)
- Freeze frame things on video incessantly!
- Sit on the couch for hours at a time!

Watch out for special appearances by... Gene, The Scarf Man, and Aziza, The Room Mate!

The funny thing is, this is a paper that I for once had -2- english professors read before I turned it in, helping me correct grammar and just see if it made sense at all (one of them said it was far superior than a lot she gets from her students). Heh. I don't get it, I suppose - when I write half-assed papers where I barely do a spell check and turn in 20 minutes after writing them, I make A's. I, for once, ask for help because the subject seemed daunting to me, I get a C+. Blah. No, not the least bit bitter.

Things I Did This Weekend:

- Rented Safe Men. I still dig Sam Rockwell.
- Saw EdTV. Liked It.
- Saw Gods & Monsters. Wept and liked it.
- Ate really well - MmmMm, food.
- Watched tennis - Go Williams...
- Played 'volleyball' for half an hour in a field with Gene and two girls around 11 yrs old. Realised I completely and utterly suck at anything involving my hands and coordinating, sports wise. "Ow, that hurt! Ow, that -really- hurt! Gene, we may be on the same team, but you do realise that any ball that flies behind me I expect you to run and catch, right? What do you mean _dive_ for the ball? I at least motioned towards it."

Oh and I got another.. scarf, performance. tsk tsk tsk.