Ever have one of those days when you just want to BITCH and COMPLAIN?!?!? Or opened your inbox to find the most poignant, poetically-beautiful, touched-your-soul-and-made-you-cry collection of English words you've ever read? Or maybe it just made you laugh. Ever woken up in the middle of the night, certain you've just discovered the meaning of the universe?? (ok, ok, so we all know what you really do when you wake up in the middle of the night ... work with me here ... I'm trying to be serious dommit).

Some of these are room "commentaries" ... some are jokes ... and some are just plain inspirational things I found laying around collecting dust in my hard drive. Hope you enjoy them!

And oh ... psssst ... contributions are always appreciated ...anonymously if so desired.



Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Chat??
The Full Monty
Think You've Been Online Too Long??
Why E-Mail is Like a Penis
Is it better to be a Jock or a Nerd?
The Most Versatile Word in the English Language
The Second Most Versatile Word in the English Language
Quotable Quotes
It Doesn't Interest Me
What the Porn Makers Would Have You Believe ...
Loveable Louise
Hit the Floor
How to Sing the Blues
Fish and Cheese