Gia & Lina's Weekly Warning

As spring draws near and the freaks come out of the woodwork, peoples minds turn towards sex and all the different ways you can make it a leetle more... interesting.

Some people for instance find stimulation of their cervix quite pleasurable; this has also been likend to having a basketball bounced off your forhead. It is commonly known as the PUBLIC CERVIX technique.

Others claim to enjoy using slurpies as a sexual during oral sex. This seems to be highly popular, as well as unusual. One participant even won tickets to a Weezer show just by naming this as his favorite fetish. (He also gave some pointers for the beginner. mainly, when embarking on your adventure into the magical land of ice stick to Slurpies, Big Gulps are too 'gooey' apparently..)

Some of us are very attracted to (wo)men with disabilities. Alright just certain disabilities, specifically, neck palsy's and neck braces. Maybe it's not so much of a fetish, just a fascination/fear/amusement which turns into perverse sexual lust if it gets focused on enough. Or it could just be the hardware required to keep their heads from spinning off into space; our most famous palsier Jacob from O-Town is not that attractive without his brace.

Many people like dominatrix's. *she's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen*
Personally I would rather BE the dominatrix but oh well.

Gay men, lesbians, and homosexuals in general are very sexy and alluring. It's probably their unavailability. This is so popular among our little group, it can be classed as a fetish.

Boy bands also seem to be a fetish among pre-teen girls. Psychological analysis shows this to be because most members of these bands have a childlike appearance and intellect. It also seems to be a popular trend among middle aged women, research on this (disturbing) trend leads to the conclusion that they are not looking so much for a sex slave but a replacement for lack-luster sons.