Chapter 7

Me

Everybody wants me to write a chapter about them. Well ya know what, no. Stop being so selfish. What if you were a starving chinese girl, would you be asking for a chapter in a book about you? NO. youd be asking for some rice. And youd be wondering where your pants were. And then youd remember that you sold them for more rice. Thats not the point. The point is, If i were a camel with no humps, theyd call me a retarded llama.

......dont cry ......... its going to be ok...... your crying..........what did i say about crying ..........(silence)..... - Brian Williams

Lets face it, none of us know what this chapter is about. I know i dont. Im not even exactly sure what day it is. How am i gonna wite a book if i dont even know what day it is? IM NOT YOU IDIOT! IM ONLY WRITING ONE CHAPTER! jeez your dumb. Lets get to the point, no really...whats the point? i dunno. The point is that there is no point. Have you ever read a book with no point? no? well youve read my book you retard so obviously you have. Good asnwer. I keep trying to have a point and im getting nothing, maybe i shouldnt have bothered writing tonight. Im trying too hard. Usully i dont try at all and i get something witty and cunning, now im trying, and completely sucking. I wish thats how life worked. Maybe it does and weve all be tricked into thinking otherwise. Maybe theres no such thing as life, maybe its all a dream. Maybe your asleep right now and you dont know it. You think your reading a book, but your asleep. Theres a spider in your ear, wake up. I bet you just touched your ear didnt you? Your all so gullible. Hey look gullible is written on the ceiling! Idiots.