ARE YOU SHAKESPEARIENCED?

Diane
The Lake
Swing
Two Wheeler, Four Wheeler
**Spirit**
Thief
Toolmaster of Brainerd
Vines
**Reception**

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Diane

The glass Diane,
Blue and lovely
Laid down on the sill to break the
light

She cast my hand
In a cold light
Painting with the beams of
ancient days

Walk with me you can
Through our only home
Become Diane
Diane

You live, Diane
You are lovely
This world made you stay too far
away

Relax your hand
Trusted angel
Stranger than the things young
men should know

Matt: triangle and steel pipe
John: banhu
Elaine: tambourine

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The Lake

Go, I know, I know that a
northern goes
Close to the shore to lay up
among the stones
Cold, he sees all the hissing
leaves and maybe
Two, the pair, who meet there
when they please

Cold the hour, to lay on a crooked
shore
But still she leaves to wait by
the water hole
Leans to see something below the
green
The staring eye that sees, and
knows of the man she leaves

Pike, why does she walk at
night?
She waits up among the trees
Pike, where do you go at night?
I look through the whistling
leaves
Old northern, is your eye so
bright you can see a home
breaking on the shore
tonight?
I see those two, the pair, and I
know of the man she leaves

Go, I know, I know that a
northern goes
Close to the shore to lay up
among the stones
Cold, he sees all the wily trees
and maybe
Two, the pair, who meet there
when they please

John: Double Bass
 

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SWING

Swing, she sprung down from a
tree this spring
On a rope of white mercy with a
bell to ring
Yeah, she swung down to my
world hung down on a string

Her jaw fell open with a gaping
sound
and her pipes of white mercy
tried to blow me down
and the horns all blast me down
when she speaks my name

swing. She ring rattled in a
randy way
when she woke me one morning
on a Saturday
and a chain fell around my head
bells, baubles and pearls

Then she pulled open all the
organ stops
and the waves were black now
with the purple tops
and a chord of old mercy blew
from her face like rain
she's my only mistress
ring now, ding dang, bells of the
world
swing! She swung down on a red
iron hook
in a robe of lime sequins and
bells she took
all the charms that could jail my
world among weapons and
greed

then the child angels that made
up her train
tried to pull my skull open as
she drove my brain
to the point of white mercy she
became all the baubles and
pearls, bells, baubles and
beads, all the love that i need.

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TWO WHEELER, FOUR WHEELER

Two Wheeler, Four Wheeler
I could move the boxes
Four Wheeler, yeah

In the honey time of youth
When the wind had sweet breath
When the rent was way down
I would haul for no man

But found by the birth horse
Held by the earth weight
I came down to find a job
In the town of Doomland

The bone-fingered workhorse
Became the dark seedbed
She became the blood mattress
Flesh crib of my baby

But when the rent was way down
In the honey time of youth
When the wind had sweet breath
I would haul for no man

Dan: organ
 

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SPIRIT

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And the gate fell open
And the gate fell open
Wide to the casket chain
Silver and white

Now the blameless ovens
All the blameless ovens
Bake at the earthly blood
And smoke will rise

You can hear
Hear the river rise
You can hear
Long was the life

Spirit comes to heaven
Spirit comes to heaven
Far from the marble door
Long was the life

You will hold a weapon
You will hold a weapon
Cold at the throat of want
Silver and white

Matt: piano, electric piano
John and Elaine: sleigh bells
Dan: tambourine
 

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THIEF

I took her love late on the very
first date
That man is a robber
I swept her to the side on the
tilt-a-whirl ride
That man is a thief

I held her white throat, clawed within her coat
That man is a robber

I rolled her with a shame
robbed her just the same
That man is a thief

Bells, bells, alarms and bells
Horns, vows, the cops and bells
I rolled her on a date, she sent
me to my fate
That man is a thief

Elaine: xylophone

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TOOLMASTER OF BRAINERD


He held a job at the Buckeye
Creamery
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He had a way with the old
machinery
Toolmaster of Brainerd
But on the day when the
shutdown came
All his old girlfriends looked the
same
He rumbled down for a change of
scenery
Hello, Toolmaster of Brainerd

Inside his case was a Gibson
Disaster
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He played guitar like a master
but faster
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He came to town on a charter bus
Too young and sweet to be
hustling us
He played guitar like a natural
disaster
Play on, Toolmaster of Brainerd

A letter came from the Buckeye
Creamery
It said, "Mr. Master of Brainerd
We're going to start up the old
machinery
Mr. Master of Brainerd"
Then all this old girlfriends lined
up in the sky
And told him to kiss the Twin
Towns goodbye
He rumbled up north for a change of scenery
Goodbye, Toolmaster of Brainerd

The New Shakespearians: rap

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VINES

I lay down on a bed of fruit
Fine black baubles from the
liquor root
Vines said, "Jack, gonna take
your bones below"

Boughs hung heavy with the
poison charms
Wrapped my body in their
coiling arms
Stained my vision with the
purple juice we know

Found my body on the stones
below
Watch out, Jack , there's a poison
road below
Squid vs. Sperm Whale
Wine welled up from the open
ground
Swept my body to a boiling sound
That ground water came to wash
my bones below

I passed down through the
darkest halls
Came to my house, it had viney
walls
That ground water came to wash
my bones below

Elaine:xylophone
Matt: terrifying synthesizer
 

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RECEPTION

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Away!

On the lawn I fell to dreaming
And the dark just whirled around
me
All the brighter plans are buried
Drunk now, Virginia's married

Seven dresses bent around me
Seven girls, the maids of honor
And they took the cup I carried
Drunk now, Virginia's married

Seven men went in to hear the
band
All laughing, I can't understand
Drunk now, Virginia's married

And they may say that you must
stay
But you must make your plans to
get away
And you may say that I must stay
away!

On the steps I fell to darkness
And her friends came out around
me
But I saw the darkness only
Drunk now, I will be lonely

Elaine and Matt: gongs and crashes

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