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Blonde Jokes
Q - How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A - The joystick is wet.
Q - What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A - Her ankles.
Q - How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A - Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q - What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A - They're both empty from the neck up.
Q - Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A - Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q - How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A - Wave
Q - What does a blonde owl say?
A - What, what?
Q - Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A - So her mail would get delivered to the right box.
Q - Why did God create blondes?
A - Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q - Why did God create brunettes?
A - Neither could the blondes.
Q - Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A - Because it kept falling out.
Q - Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A - Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q - Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A - She blew it both times!
Q - What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A - They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q - What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A - She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q - What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A - 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q - What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A - Spot.
Q - Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A - They can't keep their calves together!
Q - What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A - Humpme Dumpme.
Q - What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A - "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q - Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A - Because she blows the horn!
Q - What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A - She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q - What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A - Locking the car door.
Q - Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A - The blonde --- she's eighteen!
Q - Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A - Because they go and answer the door.
Q - What's the difference between a blonde and a parrot?
A - You can teach a parrot to say "No".
Q - What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
A - Data transfer