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6TH SENSE
Their are 5 senses known to man,
touch, feel, smell, see, and hear, in this movie the 6th sense is
the ability to see ghosts. Wow how intriguing, thats about the jist
of this movie, during the whole time something resembled me being
scared about twice, which was pure shock of quick change of scene.
How intriguing, the movie has my favorite actor Bruce Willis, but
really his styles werent enough to save this bland piece of art from
farting too much poo excrements. Only thing that chicks liked about
the movie was the cute kid, if you wanna go see a cute kid theirs
lots of child pornography to look at, fuck knows where but people
get arrested for it everyday.
To deem a movie good cause it
has a cute kid is not only wrong, is superficial cheese, straight
out of the cheese factory. Too much cheese excrements are deemed as
entertainment these days, hell money driven crap. Getting back to
the movie at hand, fucking boring, oh look I'm a scared baby, watch
me not say fuck all about it and have scrunched up worried looks
cause I'm a scared little boy.
if you wanna get anything out of
this movie, you have to watch it a second time through and you catch
onto little things which makes the experience a little more
accepting, but really just cause media told you the movie is good,
really dont mean crap, id rather go for a skate and dislocate my
shoulder 5 times than see that again.
p.s. Their is an interesting
spin off of the 6th sense where they take the concept of seeing
things to another level, keep an eye out for it, it will spin you
out many a times.
Ratings : Public Execution Number One
My Blahs from :
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SOUTH PARK I am going to be nice and I am going to be completely honest I wasn't sure if it was the disgusting toilet jokes, the cheap animation or those 40 some thing plastic cocks that were thrown at Satan as a love gesture to lead me to believe this movie was a waste of time , I realize Trey Parker isn't exactly gonna like me after I finish this report but do I seriously care......NO! This movie was fucked , now not all Trey parker movies are crap some of them can be interesting and I will say original, but this SOUTH PARK which is bigger longer and uncut was just a crock of shit another thing that springs to mind is the amount of promotion and advertising of this film that lead the public to believe that the whole film was going to be three dimentional that was my first thought when I was dragged by my brother to see this movie I was wrong but not as wrong as the script of this film the reason why I am so light hearted on this film is because I do like the south park series when its on TV but that was when it was funny and it had some type of humour to it . So again I am going to be nice
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BLANK CHECK
Its good to see that American
Capitalism has once ruled again it just shows you that not even an 11
year old kid can't escape the corruptness of theft , money laundering
and just plain greed! .Like most American movies the good guys get away
with every thing and the bad guys get sent to prison this is exactly
what happened in this movie , the bad guys only really wanted there
property back which is in the constitutional rights and the good guys
just wanted to steal it. In this case a small 11 year old kid that
thought it would be fun to steal the un original number of a million
dollars and pretty much go on a big spending spree. And once again the
public were confused on who was actually the real owner of the money
which in fact it was really the publics money, well what was taken from
them any way by the selfish assholes other wise known as banks. Being a
pathetic movie as it was, it did have some good points the FBI agent
that posed as bank employee was pretty hot but apart from the actress
that probably slept to the top to get noticed on the big screen there
was nothing really in it except for a lot of doh and alot of wankers
with it , In reality if it was really one million American dollars the U.S government
would of taken half of it in the tax year and the rest would probably be
spent on expensive escorts and expensive booze in which case it would
only last 2 weeks tops , yes 1 million dollars goes far in this world ,
to get back to the movie
the name 'Blank check' was a pretty
accurate description of the movie well it described alot of the actors
and actresses , and the check well thats just for kicks , for example me
kicking the director in the head for coming up with this stinking
movie again with the exception of the hot FBI agent
I rate this movie get out the cheap
booze I wanna forget this crummy excuse for a movie
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EXTREME MEASURES
If there is one thing I hate , I hate hospital drama's
, when ever I picture a hospital drama I think of the waiting room because
this is exactly what this movie is ONE BIG STUPID waiting room, how ever I
wasn't waiting to be treated I was waiting for them to put me out of my
misery! For all those big time gangsters out there this movie would be a
really good medium to harm and to scare a victim for life , for use of a
better word this movie is shit house no thats two words oh well , theres
another word I would like to use 'Pathetic' oh wait theres another ....'BORING'.....
ok I had my moment to sum this movie up into retrospect
its about a British doctor whom comes to America to
try to save peoples lives in the most boring way possible seriously this
movie doesn't even deserve a report
I rate this movie public execution number one
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DEEP IMPACT
Deep impact was the most unoriginal
piece of garbage on earth , I feel extreamly sorry for the person who
wrote this script , unfortuantly the director of this movie believed that
people actually gave a damn about the characters entire lives , and thats
what sucks about this movie, it was way too long for any one to care and
if there was any one that actually liked this movie I know a cheap
hospital that will keep you in a straight jacket and make sure your on
enough drugs to never remember this pathetic excuse for a movie let alone
your name , how ever I am going to be nice because some stupid actors and
actresses that probably wouldn't even survive on jerry springer, died in
the movie and weren't even given a grave because of this fact ...
I rate this film Lock 'em up boys for reasons that mental prisons aren't exactly nice places to live
mmmmmmwwwwahahahahahhahaha (evil laugh
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H2O Its good to see after 20 episodes of the halloween series they could come up with the same original plot the same good actors and the same brilliant story , WRONG this movie was pathetic just like every other halloween movie that was created , I seriously hated this movie I can't believe I paid money to see this 'poor excuse for a movie', what I find ridiculous is that they left the good actors that probably could have changed the ratings - dead , and the shotty actors - alive, with the acception of Jamie lee curtis, how ever even Jamie lee curtis's role in it was just a waste of good talent . This movie was like so many other new horror films where the black guy always dies , the good guys always wins and the killer always lives for a new sequal that is equally as crap as the one before , its like a recurring nightmare where the only thing scary about the film is the return of yet another shotty movie .
I rate this movie
Public execution number one
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MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
I can't believe I got dragged to see
this movie and I also can't believe this movie is legal in close to every
country in the world, I think it should not only be banned but burnt. I
also believe we should bring capital punishment back for the shotty film
director that created this film . The movie was basically about a nosy
news writter that thought she could find the romantic writter of a few
shonky letters written to the news paper aproxamatly 20 years back but
threw the laws of hollywood and the un reality of American bullshit she
found him , (you see kids in reality,we call this obssessively psychotic)
.I will give Kevin costner a clap for not falling a sleep at the
shotty script , however the clap has a double meaning and in the words of
montgomery burns (from the simpsons) "release the hounds!!! " .
how ever in the spirit of message in a bottle I sent out an SOS to save me
from ever watching this movie again .
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