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6TH SENSE

Their are 5 senses known to man, touch, feel, smell, see, and hear, in this movie the 6th sense is the ability to see ghosts. Wow how intriguing, thats about the jist of this movie, during the whole time something resembled me being scared about twice, which was pure shock of quick change of scene.  How intriguing, the movie has my favorite actor Bruce Willis, but really his styles werent enough to save this bland piece of art from farting too much poo excrements.  Only thing that chicks liked about the movie was the cute kid, if you wanna go see a cute kid theirs lots of child pornography to look at, fuck knows where but people get arrested for it everyday. 
 
To deem a movie good cause it has a cute kid is not only wrong, is superficial cheese, straight out of the cheese factory.  Too much cheese excrements are deemed as entertainment these days, hell money driven crap.  Getting back to the movie at hand, fucking boring, oh look I'm a scared baby, watch me not say fuck all about it and have scrunched up worried looks cause I'm a scared little boy.
 
if you wanna get anything out of this movie, you have to watch it a second time through and you catch onto little things which makes the experience a little more accepting, but really just cause media told you the movie is good, really dont mean crap, id rather go for a skate and dislocate my shoulder 5 times than see that again.
 
p.s. Their is an interesting spin off of the 6th sense where they take the concept of seeing things to another level, keep an eye out for it, it will spin you out many a times.

Ratings : Public Execution Number One

 
My Blahs from :
Jungleton Mungleton
New Zealand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOUTH PARK

 I am going to be nice and I am going to be completely honest I wasn't sure if it was the disgusting toilet jokes, the cheap animation or those 40 some thing plastic cocks that were thrown at Satan as a love gesture to lead me to believe this movie was a waste of time , I realize Trey Parker isn't exactly gonna like me after I finish this report but do I seriously care......NO! This movie was fucked , now not all Trey parker movies are crap some of them can be interesting and I will say original, but this SOUTH PARK which is bigger longer and uncut was just a crock of shit another thing that springs to mind is the amount of promotion and advertising of this film that lead the public to believe that the whole film was going to be three dimentional that was my first thought when I was dragged by my brother to see this movie I was wrong but not as wrong as the script of this film the reason why I am so light hearted on this film is because I do like the south park series when its on TV but that was when it was funny and it had some type of humour to it .

So again I am going to be nice and give this film a rating of
GET OUT THE CHEAP BOOZE I WANNA FORGET THIS MOVIE WAS MADE
 

 

 

 

 

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

 

                                 

 

BLANK CHECK

Its good to see that American Capitalism has once ruled again it just shows you that not even an 11 year old kid can't escape the corruptness of theft , money laundering and just plain greed! .Like most American movies the good guys get away with every thing and the bad guys get sent to prison this is exactly what happened in this movie , the bad guys only really wanted there property back which is in the constitutional rights and the good guys just wanted to steal it. In this case a small 11 year old kid that thought it would be fun to steal the un original number of a million dollars and pretty much go on a big spending spree. And once again the public were confused on who was actually the real owner of the money which in fact it was really the publics money, well what was taken from them any way by the selfish assholes other wise known as banks. Being a pathetic movie as it was, it did have some good points the FBI agent that posed as bank employee was pretty hot but apart from the actress that probably slept to the top to get noticed on the big screen there was nothing really in it except for a lot of doh and alot of wankers with it , In reality if it was really one million American dollars the U.S government would of taken half of it in the tax year and the rest would probably be spent on expensive escorts and expensive booze in which case it would only last 2 weeks tops , yes 1 million dollars goes far in this world , to get back to the movie
the name 'Blank check' was a pretty accurate description of the movie well it described alot of the actors and actresses , and the check well thats just for kicks , for example me kicking the director in the head for coming up with this stinking movie again with the exception of the hot FBI agent
 
I rate this movie get out the cheap booze I wanna forget this crummy excuse for a movie

  

 
Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

 

 

 

EXTREME MEASURES

If there is one thing I hate , I hate hospital drama's , when ever I picture a hospital drama I think of the waiting room because this is exactly what this movie is ONE BIG STUPID waiting room, how ever I wasn't waiting to be treated I was waiting for them to put me out of my misery! For all those big time gangsters out there this movie would be a really good medium to harm and to scare a victim for life , for use of a better word this movie is shit house no thats two words oh well , theres another word I would like to use 'Pathetic' oh wait theres another ....'BORING'.....
ok I had my moment to sum this movie up into retrospect
its about a British doctor whom comes to America to try to save peoples lives in the most boring way possible seriously this movie doesn't even deserve a report

 

 
I rate this movie public execution number one

 


I rate this film : public execution number one.

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

 

 

 

 

 

DEEP IMPACT

Deep impact was the most unoriginal piece of garbage on earth , I feel extreamly sorry for the person who wrote this script , unfortuantly the director of this movie believed that people actually gave a damn about the characters entire lives , and thats what sucks about this movie, it was way too long for any one to care and if there was any one that actually liked this movie I know a cheap hospital that will keep you in a straight jacket and make sure your on enough drugs to never remember this pathetic excuse for a movie let alone your name , how ever I am going to be nice because some stupid actors and actresses that probably wouldn't even survive on jerry springer, died in the movie and weren't even given a grave because of this fact ...

 

 

I rate this film Lock 'em up boys for reasons that mental prisons aren't exactly nice places to live

mmmmmmwwwwahahahahahhahaha (evil laugh )

 

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

H2O

 

Its good to see after 20 episodes of the halloween series they could come up with the same original plot the same good actors and the same brilliant story , WRONG this movie was pathetic just like every other halloween movie that was created , I seriously hated this movie I can't believe I paid money to see this 'poor excuse for a movie', what I find ridiculous is that they left the good actors that probably could have changed the ratings - dead , and the shotty actors - alive, with the acception of Jamie lee curtis, how ever even Jamie lee curtis's role in it was just a waste of good talent . This movie was like so many other new horror films where the black guy always dies , the good guys always wins and the killer always lives for a new sequal that is equally as crap as the one before , its like a recurring nightmare where the only thing scary about the film is the return of yet another shotty movie .

 

I rate this movie
Public execution number one

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

 

 

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

I can't believe I got dragged to see this movie and I also can't believe this movie is legal in close to every country in the world, I think it should not only be banned but burnt. I also believe we should bring capital punishment back for the shotty film director that created this film . The movie was basically about a nosy news writter that thought she could find the romantic writter of a few shonky letters written to the news paper aproxamatly 20 years back but threw the laws of hollywood and the un reality of American bullshit she found him , (you see kids in reality,we call this obssessively psychotic) .I will give Kevin costner a clap for not falling a sleep at the shotty script , however the clap has a double meaning and in the words of montgomery burns (from the simpsons) "release the hounds!!! " . how ever in the spirit of message in a bottle I sent out an SOS to save me from ever watching this movie again .
 

I rate this public execution number one

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia