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SPEED 2 CRUISE CONTROL

Speed 2 cruise control has got to be the poorest example of a disaster movie, its as if every one on that ship had more money than god yet still had the brain capacity of a fish in side a tank. Unlike the last Speed movie which was very well put together this movie seems like it was left in a Mcdonalds corner for six years rotting and stinking whilst 30 seconds later it was discovered and then bunged into a Mcdonalds standard microwave and sold to the customers for a degrading 5.50 , Quite honestly I really wanted the ship to crash or at least the cheap skate actor they employed for this movie to blow every one up sky high so the movie would come to an end but no they had to bore me for a continous 2 hours to find out that the boat didn't crash and its not as if any of the passengers would be missed, any way the people that usually ride on these exquisite boats are usually people that are either wanted by the police for extortion or other wise they are yellow belly rich pricks that think they're better than other people cause they have money.

To sum up what I have been talking about for the last 12 lines this movie's about a guy who gets to spend a week of pure luxury only to find that the blessed cruise has a terrorist on board
"OH MY GOD" you can tell already how unorginal this story really is

I rate this movie

Public execution number one and I don't even have to explain why ...

Reported By :
Rattatoe
Sydney Australia

If stupid was expressed in four words it would be known as "National Lampoons Summer Vacation" ..Its movies like these that give America a bad name . When the rest of the world see these types of movies we all assume Americans are THAT STUPID , THAT FUCKED UP and THAT DEGRADING as you probably well know the majority of Americans aren't that bad well.... with the exception of George W Bush , Chevy Chase and Gomer Pile but other than that American families aren't as disgracefull as what is potrayed in this movie.

To cut a long story short this movie was basically about a worthless family who could of taken the easy way out and caught a plane to florida to the stupid theme park of Wally world but didn't . Unfortunately for them they got punished for it and subsequently making me sick having to watch this movie .

Not even the short appearance of John Candy ( rest in peace ) could save this movie from going down hill. This movie was very much like a busted Sewage Tank if it gets loaded with to much crap it explodes and pisses every one off .

I rate this movie ..Public execution number one

CHEECH AND CHONG'S

Like most American actors/ actresses during the 80's it was intensely common to see pot smoking behind the scenes, smoking a few joints so they could float into disney land and like many American Pot smokers that constantly press the snooze button every 15 minutes because they couldn't be buggered to get up was kind of like what the actors where doing threw out the entire movie of cheech and chong's .

Both Cheech and Chong clicking the snooze button of there 15 minutes of fame a little to many times , who ever thought a combination of pot smoking and low life trailor crap could actually be funny was deeply mistaken the only joke that could actually be deemed funny was the fact that both cheech and chong got no work for many years after making the cheech and chong series and the only acting work they got was from pathetic cop shows (Thats because of the lack of ratings and hatred for rich prick cops with fast cars and huge houses which in real life they would only get if they were corrupt) would have to be moved to 1am slot where only 2 types of people would watch child molesters and perverts .

I rate this film Public execution number one