I used to believe that Christmas was something that was just wonderful and magical, but after I got older, I discovered that Christmas is nothing more than a load of shit. Christmas is good at make people who are in dysfunctional families or no families at all feel like shit. Also, all that good will and piece on Earth is all a bunch of phony bullshit, considering that most people are full of shit anyway.

     The thing that I rally hate about Christmas is Santa Clause. In many ways, Santa Clause is linked with organized religion and Christianity, but there is no such thing as a Santa Clause and there is no God and this bullshit Santa Clause story just gets into the hypocrisy of organized religion. For example, parents who tell their kids about Santa Claus are telling bullshit and they are lying to them. People who breed should set an example for their kids. If you look in any copy of the bible and look at the 10 Commandments, 1 of the 10 Commandments says "though shall not lie", no exceptions! It doesn't say, though shall not lie, unless you are a breeder who is telling your kids this phony bullshit story about Santa Clause. Parents need to start telling their kids that there is no such thing as a Santa Clause.

      Another thing is Santa Clause is responsible for much of the crime that takes place. It is Santa Clause who is responsible for causing kids to start smoking crack. What happens is kids are told that if they are good, Santa Clause will bring you lots of nice toys, but if mommy and daddy are poor, Santa Clause doesn't give kids any toys, so kids go out and say, "I tried to be good, but Santa Clause is a mean motherfucker who didn't give me any toys, so I'm going to start smoking crack to make me feel better." Santa Clause also is responsible for all the robberies and gang violence that takes place.

     Back in the days when I used to like Christmas, I used to enjoy listening to Christmas songs before I discovered that Christmas is a load of shit, but I can't enjoy them anymore because I hate Christmas. I really hate songs about Santa Clause because there is no such thing as a Santa Clause, but there are 2 songs about Santa Clause that I really enjoy. The 1st song about Santa Clause that I really enjoy listening to is the Cheech and Chong song about Santa Clause. In order for someone to write a good song about Santa Clause, they should smoke a lot of dope 1st. The other song about Santa Clause that I really enjoy listening to is from a group called Insane Clown Posse who sing a song called Santa Clause is a fat Bitch. I would like to thank Kare11 for making me aware of Insane Clown Posse because of all the people I know, no one bothered to tell me about the wonderful songs they sing. What happened is these teenagers decided to break into a cemetery and dig up some of the dead bodies and Kare11 decided to blame it on Insane Clown Posse. That was when Napster was still around, so I decided to go on there and look for Insane Clown Posse and the very 1st song I downloaded from them is the song called Santa Clause is a fat Bitch.

     Another thing that really annoys me about Christmas are all the depressing stories I hear on the news about the needy. I remember hearing stories on the news about the needy since the 1970s and the only thing that has changed since then is the problem has gotten worse. The corporate scum who control the media are not interested in solving poverty. All they do is have poor people go on TV talking about how grateful they are when someone decides to throw a few crumbs at them at Christmas time. How about attacking the root causes of poverty? 1 of the biggest root causes of poverty is breeding, but the mainstream corporate media doesn't talk about that because they don't want people to think. There are a lot of charities that encourage people to donate food and diapers. How about encouraging some family planning? They should tell people to donate condoms to the needy and if that's not all, they should have pamphlets encouraging pregnant women who are poor to have an abortion. People should not be having kids in the 1st place unless they are able to buy their kids nice presents on Christmas and besides why would anyone want to be born into a world that is so cruel in which Santa Clause doesn't bring poor kids any toys because Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Another thing that would help reduce the compulsive desire for materialism is parents should try teaching the kids some values. For example, they should tell their kids that capitalism sucks. Of course most people who breed don't have much intelligence and may feel that telling their kids that capitalism sucks is "un-American." so therefore a lot of parents would rather spend $50 on giving their kids a toy, which is probably an overpriced overrated piece of crap that he and she will play with for 1 day before they get bored with it. Now another suggestion when it comes to attacking the root causes of poverty is people should donate copies of Personal Power CDs from Tony Robbins to the poor. If people would listen to Tony Robbins, people would be able to unleash their potential for prosperity and abundance and they wouldn't be poor anymore. Most people can't afford the $249 that it costs to purchase Personal Power CDs and tapes, but people should download it on the file sharing programs that are on the inter-net, burn it onto CDs and then donate them to charity. Some people may consider that to be stealing, but remember that Tony Robbins is a multi-millionaire, so he can afford to have people steal his stuff and besides Tony Robbins said that he is interested in helping people, so he will understand.

    Another thing is most movies and TV shows about Christmas sucks. Movies like, Miracle and 34th street and It's a Wonderful Life suck and Al Bundy really hates that movie too. The good news is there are some TV shows and movies about Christmas that are cool. My favorite movie about Christmas is Silent Night Deadly Night, which is about a Santa Clause who goes out and kills people because Santa Clause is a fat bitch. My favorite part of that movie is when Santa Clause strangles someone with a string of Christmas lights. I highly recommend that you go down to your video store and rent that wonderful holiday movie. Married with Children had a couple of wonderful episodes about Christmas. My favorite 1 was about the Santa Clause who was going to be parachuted into the Lakeside Mall, but his parachute failed to open and Santa Clause ends up crashing and is splattered all over Al Bundy's back yard. Another good Married With Children is based on the movie It's a Wonderful life in which Al Bundy wishes that he had never been born, but Al is inspired when a guardian angel shows Al how his life would have been if he had never been born and discovers that his wife, Peg would be happy, so Al Bundy learns that the purpose of his life is to make all the people around him miserable, which makes him feel much better. It's cool things like that that help me cope with going through things that suck like Christmas, but I will still end up feeling really depressed on Christmas, but I will cheer myself up by listening to that wonderful song called Santa Clause is a fat Bitch.

It is important for me to tell the world that Christmas is a bunch of fucking bullshit.  You sure as Hell ain't going to hear that from the mainstream media, except for some of the stories you hear about people who suffer from depression during the holidays, like fucking duh!  Why would people suffer from depression during the holidays?  It is caused by seeing a bunch of fucking assholes in the shopping malls and being excluded from getting nice presants and not having any cool people to hang out with on Christmas, while everyone else had family and friends to hang out with, but most people are fucking assholes, so the only way they can feel better by hanging out with their phony friends and their dysfunctional families is by getting drunk.  To me, no day is any good unless I am with cool and intelligent people who will make the world a better place for cool and intelligent people and that can be done by going to back to Pat's 2002vision of the world page to help entertain and empower the oppressed non-conformists of the world.