Aired on December 31, 2006

Kenny Pryce: Hello everyone and welcome to Fusion!
Kid Kronic: We should rename this the Kid Kronic Show.
Kenny Pryce: Why is that?
Kid Kronic: Everyone just tunes in to see me anyway.
Kenny Pryce: Right. Well we got a great show lined up, as four WTU superstars will be stopping by.
Kid Kronic: And we’ll find out whom they’ll be facing in the first round on Impact!
Kenny Pryce: Which is only one week away!
Kid Kronic: Well let’s get our first guest out here. It’s New Years Eve; I have parties to hit up.
Kenny Pryce: I almost forgot, Happy New Years Eve everyone!
Kid Kronic: Right. Let me introduce our guest then. The Executioner!

(“Line In The Sand” by Motorhead plays as The Executioner walks onto set)

Kenny Pryce: Hey Executioner!
The Executioner: Yes?
Kid Kronic: Okay. Gotta hurry up.
The Executioner: Good. I want to see the first victim I will be executing in WTU.
Kenny Pryce: Let’s get to it then.

(Kenny Pryce holds out a party hat as The Executioner reaches in and draws out a name)

The Executioner: Shane Montez, you will be experiencing the excellence of The Executioner.

(The Executioner drops the piece of paper and walks off the set)

Kenny Pryce: He kind of scares me.
Kid Kronic: Who cares. He doesn’t have a chance.
Kenny Pryce: Why not?
Kid Kronic: He’s facing Shane Montez.
Kenny Pryce: So?
Kid Kronic: I’ve never even heard of this guy. Like he’s going to beat a wrestler like Shane Montez.
Kenny Pryce: You never know!
Kid Kronic: Right. Now let’s bring out the next guest and get this show moving on.
Kenny Pryce: All right! Last week we had Mary-Jane Montez on the show, and now the only other woman in WTU, Amy Suicide!

(“California” by Phantom Planet plays as Amy Suicide joins Kronic and Pryce)

Kid Kronic: I like that song.
Amy Suicide: Thanks. It’s great to be here.
Kenny Pryce: It’s great to have you! You’re one of the most impressive women wrestlers in the history of the industry!
Amy Suicide: Thanks Kenny!
Kid Kronic: You have a chance to be the first WTU World Champion, ready to see whom you’re going to be facing?
Amy Suicide: Definitely.

(Amy Suicide reaches into the party hat and pulls out a piece of paper)

Amy Suicide: The Maniac.
Kid Kronic: Who?
Amy Suicide: Exactly.
Kenny Pryce: The Maniac is one of the biggest guys signed to the WTU!
Amy Suicide: Oh well. He’s just another guy that’s going to fall short to me. I’ll see you guys at Impact!
Kid Kronic: You probably won’t see Kenny; we just keep him here in the studio, for obvious reasons.

(Amy Suicide walks off set)

Kenny Pryce: I’ll be at Impact!
Kid Kronic: Yeah I know, I just like to make fun of you.
Kenny Pryce: I’ve realized this, but what a huge size difference in that match up. Amy Suicide will have to take out the 7 foot, 300-pound monster, The Maniac!
Kid Kronic: It’s feasible.
Kenny Pryce: Indeed it is! It’s time for a commercial break though. When we return, the last two matches will be announced and we’ll be joined by two of the sports biggest superstars.

Kenny Pryce: Welcome back! Revolution X is another event I can’t wait for! We’ll see the finals of the World Championship tournament.
Kid Kronic: Plus, we’ll see the debut of more WTU superstars.
Kenny Pryce: I didn’t hear anything about that.
Kid Kronic: But I’m Commissioner, I know stuff like this.
Kenny Pryce: Whom will we be seeing?
Kid Kronic: Can’t tell you.
Kenny Pryce: Fine. Anyway, it’s an honor to be bringing out our next guest; he’s one of the most recognized names in wrestling. “The Second City Sinner” Zanyon!

(“Force Fed” by Strapping Young Lad plays as Zanyon joins the set)

Kid Kronic: Look who it is.
Zanyon: Hey Kronic.
Kenny Pryce: You guys have quite a bit of history, don’t you?
Kid Kronic: You could say that. But moving on.
Zanyon: Right.
Kenny Pryce: Well it’s an honor to have you here Zanyon.
Zanyon: I’m sure it is.
Kid Kronic: You suck.
Zanyon: What?
Kid Kronic: Nothing.
Zanyon: I heard what you said Kronic. I don’t care who I’m facing at Impact! I will be the WTU World Champion! So you two can go fuck yourselves.

(Zanyon walks off set)

Kenny Pryce: Why’d you have to do that?
Kid Kronic: Do what? He’s the one that got all aggressive like.
Kenny Pryce: He didn’t even get to draw his opponent.
Kid Kronic: I’ll do it for him then.

(Kid Kronic reaches into the hat and pulls out a piece of paper)

Kid Kronic: There. Zanyon will be facing Duncan McCloud.
Kenny Pryce: Wow! Talk about two veterans squaring off.
Kid Kronic: Yeah, yeah. Good match and stuff.
Kenny Pryce: That leaves us only one more match and one more superstar to be joined by!
Kid Kronic: Right after this commercial break.

Next week! The debut show of WTU on January 7, 2007! WTU Impact!
Live from the T.D. Waterhouse in Orlando, Florida!

(“Make It Rain” by Fat Joe & Lil Wayne plays as Brandon $ Yelder joins the set)

Kenny Pryce: Hey Brandon!
Brandon $ Yelder: What’s up?
Kenny Pryce: How does it feel to be in the WTU?
Brandon $ Yelder: Let me ask you something. How does it feel to be standing with the single greatest wrestler in history?
Kid Kronic: I think he’s getting used to it. It’s been like three weeks.
Brandon $ Yelder: I meant me.

(Kid Kronic looks at Brandon $ Yelder and starts laughing)

Kid Kronic: Good one man.

(Brandon $ Yelder steps up to Kid Kronic)

Brandon $ Yelder: I didn’t say anything funny.
Kid Kronic: Whoa. Déjà vu. I’ve heard the same exact thing from the police.
Brandon $ Yelder: Let’s get this over with.
Kenny Pryce: Okay! Reach in.

(Brandon $ Yelder pulls a name out of the party hat)

Brandon $ Yelder: There was only one piece of paper in there.
Kid Kronic: Well that would be the last opponent.
Brandon $ Yelder: Why did I have to draw it if there was only one left?
Kid Kronic: I don’t know. It wasn’t my idea.
Brandon $ Yelder: Whatever.

(Brandon $ Yelder walks off set)

Kid Kronic: What a cocky bastard.
Kenny Pryce: Him? What about you?
Kid Kronic: What about me?
Kenny Pryce: Anyway, who is Brandon $ Yelder facing?
Kid Kronic: Synyster.
Kenny Pryce: Wow! What a great match!
Kid Kronic: Yep. It’ll be the Main Event. But you can wrap this up, I have parties to get to.

(Kid Kronic walks off the set)

Kenny Pryce: Guess the show is over. The full card for Impact! has been announced and is only one week away. Sixteen superstars will be narrowed down to the eight who will be competing to be crowned Champion at Revolution X!
Kenny Pryce: Everyone have a Happy New Year and be safe!

(Camera fades out)