Introducing....The one-and-only: Paulo!!
**Site under Re-vamption (is that  a word?), sorry for any inconvenience**
Internal Links
IN THE BEGINNING...there was a very basic web-page, and Paulo said 'Let there be random words and pictures', and it became so. And there was much rejoicing.

So i suppose this is my electronic equivalent of pissing up a lamppost; And strangely self-satisfying it is too!
Now i fully understand why dogs do it.

Well, thankyou for visiting my website - I sincerely hope that you find it fun, informative, thought-provoking, amusing, etc etc, and not too mad.

There are links all over the shop, in some fairly obscure places, so mouse-over everything and see where you end up.

And sign my guestbook, punk.

Enjoy.....
PHOTO ALBUM
Self-explanatory, really...
Random Photos of Friends etc.
My Music Pages
My own Orwellian Nightmare
Photos etc of my trip to Canada
Name: Paul D B Wharton Ex-Girlfriends!
You Know you wanna look here!
Email: sword_of_omens@hotmail.com
Stuff from when i was a Kid. Yay!
Paulo says:
'I'm a flesh-and-blood man, I need action!'
The Guestbook
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External Links
My old Boarding School
Friends' Links
Dave's Page!
Farceparty
Christy's Page! Kev's Page!