XOANDRE SAYS:

"Insanity: a daringness to challenge predetermined concepts of reality."

"We, the insane, need to remind ourselves sometimes what sunshine smells like, what moonbeams taste like, and how sad the world sounds when an eagle dies."

"My life is like a soap opera... Directed by Quentin Tarantino, adapted from a story by Steven King..."

GEORGE ELIOT SAID:

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

OSCAR WILDE SAID:

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."

PHIL PROCTOR SAID:

"Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the Hell happened."

ALFRED HITCHCOCK SAID:

"Theatre is life with the dull bits cut out."

ALBERT EINSTEIN SAID:

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

ERNEST BEN SAID:

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

FRAN LEBOWITZ SAID:

"The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it."

JONATHAN SWIFT SAID:

"Vision is the art of seeing things invisible."

HARRY E. FOSDICK SAID:

"The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it."

ALEXANDER WOOLLCOTT SAID:

"Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing."

THOMAS EDISON SAID:

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

LEXA DOIG (Actress) SAID:

"They [aliens] may be evolved enough to travel vast distances and get to us, but we're not evolved enough to talk to them.."

RICH JENI SAID:

(On going to war over religion)
"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

VOLTAIRE SAID:

"You will notice that in all disputes between Christians since the birth of the Church, Rome has always favored the doctrine which most completely subjugated the human mind and annihilated reason."

THE ORIGINAL PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE SAID:

"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands - one nation indivisible - with liberty and justice for all."

ROBBIE ROBERTSON (Native American Singer) SAID:

"I claim the right to live on my land and accord you the privilege to return to yours."

ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX (of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) SAID:

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."

DOUGLAS ADAMS (Writer) SAID:

(a poem about matter transference beams)
"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

(Hitchhiker's Guide)
"What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue? Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer."