X-pressionism X - The grass is always greener when it's astroturf

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Author: Kelly

Welcome to the Style Pile You know how in "The Toad, the Witch, and the Wardrobe." (Best Episode EVER) Pietro said Lance needs to make himself more presentable? And Lance tried to kill him with an armchair. This is their story. Lord help them.

Never Been Iced Slash warning - BAM (Bobby/Sam) Fluffy and Pointless!

My WHAT!?! A cute fluffy little Evietro romance for all those rabid fangirls out there like myself - PG-13

Blur "A flash of grey; blur / Watch my love go down in flames / My soul lies broken." Dark Lietro. - PG-13

I Turn The Light On and There's Nothing Left Redeeming
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Pietro is haunted by dreams of his old life, specifically the one girl he could never forget. *Cough*Scarlet Witch*cough* Has she found him after all these years? Hint of Rietro, but mostly Pietro angst and, of course, the BOM (brotherhood) ^_^. Rating for language and mature subjects.
X-Men: Evolution - R - English - General/Angst - Review: 47 - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14502 - Updated: 05-10-02 - Published: 03-08-02

I'm Just A Kid Todd ponders about his role as the baby brother figure of the BOM when they leave him alone one night. Froggy angst!! ^_^ Song fic! And yes you read correctly, it’s angst and humor!
X-Men: Evolution - PG - English - Angst/Humor - Review: 7 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Updated: 03-14-02 - Published: 03-14-02

The Best Deceptions:
Prologue To Disaster
Introduction To Destruction
Before Logan, Victor, and Raven were enemies, they were teammates. This is their story. Pre-X-Men Evolution Universe. Uncompleted.
X-Men: Evolution - NC-17 - English - General - Review: 2 - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Updated: 05-04-02 - Published: 05-04-02

Dragons And Dung-Beetles The night after "HeX Factor," Pietro ponders his existence and he needs someone to help him through it. Pietrance/Lietro friendship fic. Mild hints of slash.
X-Men: Evolution - PG - English - Angst - Review: 5 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1244 - Updated: 04-21-02 - Published: 04-21-02

Toad and Speedy's Trip To The Grocery Store Hmm . . . read the title. ^_^ More Insane Brotherhoodly Humor!
X-Men: Evolution - PG-13 - English - Humor - Review: 7 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1249 - Updated: 02-02-02 - Published: 02-02-02

Hey Mister Random Brotherhood humor! Lance attempts to make Kurt, Scott, and Logan lighten up about his love for Kitty in an /original/ manner. Surprisingly not really Lancitty but lots of Brotherhoodly goodness!
X-Men: Evolution - PG-13 - English - Humor - Review: 5 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1702 - Updated: 01-30-02 - Published: 01-30-02

Operation: Fix Kitty's Car Sequel to Hey Mister. The Brotherhood try to fix Kitty's Jetta to apologize for Lance's idiocity, the only problem is how to get into the X-mansion . . . .
X-Men: Evolution - G - English - Humor - Review: 3 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Updated: 01-30-02 - Published: 01-30-02

Tea with Honey, Flat Ginger Ale . . .
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Okay, the full title is "Tea with Honey, Flat Ginger Ale, And Other Afflictions in the Life of A 15-year-old Freak" it's a Kurt & Kitty fic, a lot of Kurt though, before he finds out Mystique is his mom he wonders about her,and he's sick. Aww, severe Kurtty, you have been warned.
X-Men: Evolution - PG - English - Romance - Review: 83 - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10242 - Updated: 03-10-01 - Published: 01-24-01

OUTFOXED:
Prologue
Chapter 1: A New Beginning - Frog Style
Chapter 2: Trigonometry and The Rest of Life’s Mysteries Solved
Chapter 3: The Smell Of Cheese In The Morning
Chapter 4: The Elements
Chapter 5: A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight
Chapter 6: No One Can See Me Cry
Chapter 7: The Joys Of Motion Sickness
Chapter 8: Terrors in the Night
Chapter 9: Fiery Tempers and Falling Snow
Chapter 10: All Snowed Up With No Place to Go
Chapter 11: Too Little A Little Too Late
MARY SUE WARNING!! This is a fic about Kurt (and some other people; mostly guys of brotherhood and X-men) but there is absolutly no Kurtty! Kurt's past becomes intertwined with his future. Please read and enjoy! Completed.
X-Men: Evolution - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Drama - Review: 119 - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28595 - Updated: 06-25-01 - Published: 03-21-01

The Wizard Of X Very Strange!!! Read this if you're looking for a laugh, or just in a really cooky mood! R&R
X-Men: Evolution - PG-13 - English - Humor - Review: 18 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Updated: 03-24-01 - Published: 03-24-01

The Wizard Of X Returns Just when you thought it was safe to read humor fics again, out comes another installment of this insanity, I think the title say it all. Evan, Todd, Scott and Kitty beltin’ it out Garland-style, tex-mex, and much, much more. IT'S THE PEEPS, I TELLS YA, THE PEEPS!!
X-Men: Evolution - PG-13 - English - Humor/Parody - Review: 13 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1849 - Updated: 05-18-01 - Published: 05-18-01

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Author: Amicitia

About Me Our favorite mutants have to write an essay about themselves. What can they say in 200 words?

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Author: batE

Taking the Initiative PG-13. Mild language and some sexual sitations. Prequel to Admirer. Whee! Pietro broods and dreams, Todd counsels, and action is taken. Sorta. Different ending than the FF.net version.

Admirer: Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
PG-13. Mild language and some sexual sitations. The fic that started my slide into Evietro madness. Pietro's attempts at getting Evan's attention turns into a full-out, full-scale competition. Incomplete.

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Author: Black Flame

Speed What was going on through everyone's FAVORITE Speed Demon during Speed and Spyke? My habit of making everything more complicated than it is presents you with excuses for his funny behavior.

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Author: Psychodelic Barfly

Creeping Up On YouRated R for: SLASH! This was my second submitted fic, done as payment for services rendered (batE formatted some pics for my ff.net author page, beeeecause I'm an idiot who can't do it herself >.<). I wrote many attempts before hearing this song and going "Yesssss!" and making it O.o; soooo... yes. Evietro. :D

Cruel To Be KindRated NC-17 for: SLASH! The second batE-inspired Evietro... yeah, this is the one I hauled outta the recycle bin and retweaked (after having disposed of it after coming up with "Creepin'" in replacement) the second time batE did something for me... I can't recall what now >.> but hey, it actually turned out okay, in my humble opinion XD

Bittersweet:Chapter 1: The Late Night Pick-up
Chapter 2: The (Ever So) Diabolical Plans
Chapter 3: Sir Lancelot To The Rescue!
Chapter 4: Wakey Wakey!
Chapter 5: Just Get It Over With...
Chapter 6: I Love You!
Chapter 7: I Don't Know What You're Talking About
Chapter 8: Copy That! Unit 'P' Requesting Backup!
Chapter 9: *SCHWING!*
Chapter 10: The Wait Is Over!*
Chapter 11: The Wait Is Over! - Part Two*
Chapter 12: The Wait Is Over! - Part Three (AKA Busted!)*
Chapter 13: Pillow Talk*
Chapter 14: Ain't Misbehavin'
Chapter 15: Things To Do In Bayville When You're...
Chapter 16: Suspicions and Favors
Chapter 17: The Joys of Prescription Painkillers
Chapter 18: Sleeping, Shopping, Whining and Muses!
Chapter 19: Magic Fingers*
Chapter 20: We're In the Money!
Chapter 21: Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing...*
Chapter 22: Before the Dawn
Chapter 23: O' Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?
Chapter 24: Violation
Chapter 25: Taking the "Sexual" Out of "Homosexual"
Chapter 26: Light My Fire
Chapter 27: Nuances
Chapter 28: You Know, Pie...

Rated NC-17 for: SLASH! Lance/Pietro. Graphic chapters have been indicated by the super-nifty asterisk (*) so all the perverts can know where to go! XD Annnywho, uh, yes. This was my very first submitted fic! It really doesn't have one definable plot >.> so just read it and love it! And you will, because if you're here, you've probably already read at least some of it, so I'm not all that worried. Yes! Onto more slash! :D

CulminationRated NC-17 for: SMUT/PORN/EROTICA! Yessss... my very first hetero ficcy. O.o;; Lance/Wanda Co-written by DarkFire. Basically, I dared her to write a slashfic, and she wussed out -- I (kindly) was willing to settle for smut (hetero smut). She suggested the pairing (I think) and she went off. Then, she comes crawling back to the one she has proclaimed "her muse" (ME! XD) for general storyline help, and I suggest some things... then she comes back for assistance on the actual sex stuff, which I had already agreed to help with. So, in short... I retweaked that puppy from head to toe. I rewrote/pumped up the content of a bunch of crap that was already there, then I completely wrote it from about the "bras suck!" part to the end. And, naturally, I made the A/N's :P Tis quite a bit of PB, if I do say so myself! XD

Papa, Can You Hear Me?Rated PG-13 for: Mild SLASH, angst. This ficcy was the result of Psycho B staying up waaay too late and thinking. Thinking is evil. >.> Anywho, this is an introspective Pietro angstfic. He's missin' his daddy! Cry for him! ;_; Of course, I wrote this before DoR, where we learn that papa Mags is alive and well, and that lil' Pie-Pie's been working for him the whole time -_- soooo he would never actually have this little, er, talk, I guess I should call it, even though he just talks to himself :D 2am is a fun time. O.o;;

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Author: The Cat

Reflections Kitty and Kurt reflect on their feelings for one another - PG

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Author: Ramsey

I'll Have The Tail, Thank-You SMUT SMUT EROTICA NC-17 - not for little kids!!! Okay, now that that warnings out of the way, this is a fabulous story I absolutely love (lol) filled with smutty goodness and usually unseen couples . . . Did I mention it was porn?? Yes, yes . . . Stupid ff.net had it pulled . . .

Do you have X-ev fics you'd like to submit? E-mail them to me in either .txt or .html format, or give the URL of it on fanfiction.net (prefered method ^_^) and I'll post 'em no problem!