XRAY HUMOR 5
................DRY BONES page 5
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU SIT ONLINE TOO LONG
HERE IS A RADIATED FAMILY
SKELETON RIDDLES
Where does a skeleton keep his pet parakeet?
.....in his ribcage
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
.....a numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
.....bonehead
How does a skeleton get into his house?
.....with a skeleton key
Where did the skeleton plug in his toaster?
.....in his eye socket
What do skeleton baseball pitchers throw?
.....knuckleballs
SUPERMAN'S
XRAY VISION CAUSING RADIATION SICKNESS..by
Nick
HEALTH
PROFESSIONAL IDENTIFICATION GUIDE..by
Nick
RADIOACTIVE
THALLIUM CARTOON...by Nick
COOL COSMIC
RAYS...by Nick
COSMIC RAY PROTECTION
Novelties & Practical Jokes Pg. with Xray
Specs and Remote-Controlled Geiger
Counter!!
LEFT LEG
I don't usually pass on news like this but
sometimes we have to pause and truly remember
what it's all about. So it is with deep regret
that I pass on this sad sad news.
There was a great loss today in the entertainment
world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey"
died. What was really horrible is that they had
trouble keeping the body in the casket. They'd
put his left leg in and....well, you know the
rest.
"What's The Beer For?"
A man went into the proctologist's office for his
first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat
in the examination room and that he would be
with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the
man sat down in the examination room, he noticed
that there were three items on a stand next to
the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber
glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in, the
man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam... I
know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the
glove is for...but what's the BEER for?" At this
instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged
and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the
door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit,
nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"
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