The Dog Poop Incident
by aRiSiE

We had a half-day of school one day. My friends and I decided to walk to the nearby mamak stall for a drink, as the weather was so nice. Well, as we were walking there we decided to stop at a football field to sit down and watch some of the guys playing football.

As there were no chairs or wooden benches, we sat on the grass. One of my friends, Angelina (Yes, a girl), sat on a pile of dog poop and didn't realize it. We couldn't smell anything as it was out in the open and my guess was neither could she. After a while, we got up and continued walking towards the mamak. Angelina was walking right at the back so none of us realized what had happened.

As we came near the cross junction all of us stood by the edge waiting for the light to turn green. It was then when most of my friends, including me, started to pick up a really awful stench. All of us checked the soles of our shoes for dog poop. Obviously, none of us found anything. The moment of confusion was suddenly broken with a loud roar of laughter.

One of my friends was pointing at the dog poop on Angelina's skirt. I started laughing really hard and I fell onto the ground. The rest of my friends were laughing too. Angelina started crying because she had it all over her butt. When she started crying it made me laugh even more. I knew that I was being mean but I really couldn't help it, it was just so funny. I was laughing so hard until my stomach started to hurt. After a while, I realized that I had peed in my pants but still I couldn't stop laughing. After a while I got control of myself and calmed down. By then, everything I had drank for breakfast and lunch was all over my pants.

When my friends saw the big dark spot on my pants, the laughter started all over again. This time even Angelina was laughing, that was why I didn't regret laughing at her. Both Angelina and me didn't go to the mamak that day, we went home as we both smelled terrible.