Before you join, you must of course agree to the following terms
and conditions:
This is not an investment. This is not a casino. This is not a
bank. This is not a trust fund. This is not a stock purchase.
In fact, this is not anything. This is merely a figment of your
imagination. Whatever you happen to do on this site is in no way
related to what may happen to your e-gold account, and vice-versa.
No one is responsible for anything that you do, except for you
yourself. By remaining at this site and/or joining the program
(though none actually exists, except for in your imagination),
you are agreeing to indemify this site of any and all responsibilities
regarding what may occur in the future, what is occuring now,
and anything that occured or may have occured in the past. You
furthermore agree that you fully understand the above and anything
that follows. You agree that you will not spend any money with
the intent to gain more than you spent. Moreover, you agree to
lose any and all money that you spend to any e-gold account, despite
any relation or lack thereof that said e-gold account may or may
not have to this site and anyone affiliated with this site. You
agree to browse this site entirely at your own risk. You agree
to be in full compliance with any laws governing you and/or the
area in which you reside. You agree to recycle your aluminum cans
and glass bottles. You agree to use any monetary gains for the
forces of good, and not evil. You agree to apply 10% tithe to
the non-profit organization of your choice. You affirm under penalty
of law that you are of legal age and are willing to accept any
consequences resulting from that age and any activity involving
this site. You agree that no Securities Act of 1933, or any following
said act, apply to you or to this program. You agree that there
is no fixed random variable involved in this program so as to
warrant it being a game of chance. You agree that any money sent
to this site will be forever lost, and that any money you happen
to find later in any account you may possess is not in any way
related to your dealings on this site. You agree that you are
not a government employee. You agree that you have no unpaid parking
tickets. You affirm that you are in no way related to anyone involved
with this site, and you never will be in the future. You affirm
that you rooted for the Klingons, and you fully admit to playing
The Last Starfighter with the hopes of being chosen. You hereby
digitally sign away any allegiance to everything in your life
and the lives of those around you. Congratulations. You agree
to become a Borg.
Yes, I testify that the above is 100% true
and in accordance with the laws of my locale.
No, I failed to agree to at least one of the above statements
in its entirety.
