Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God
C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not ..." didn't you understand?
-God
We need to talk.
-God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer
-God
Loved the wedding, invite Me to the marriage.
-God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it.
-God
I love you and you and you and you and ...
-God
Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God
Follow Me.
-God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God
My way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think it's hot here?
-God
Have you read my #1 seller? There will be a test.
-God
Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
That's not the way I would have done it.
-God
Don't make me come down there.
-God
One Jew to Another
A Jewish man in great distress goes to his Rabbi for comfort ...
He says "Rabbi, Rabbi my son has become a Christian, what shall I do ?" ...
The Rabbi says "Oh No! ... my son too" ...
The Jewish man says to the Rabbi "what can we do ?" ...
The Rabbi says "we must pray to God" ...
"Oh Lord God our sons have converted and are now Christians" ...
God answers "Oh I see, My Son is also a Christian, you might know of Him,
His name is Jesus !"