A South Park Home Page

So there are already a tons of South Park pages. Why did I make another one? Because South Park is a real kickass TV show and I wanted to pay tribute to it. Is this page better than the other pages? Damn right it is. Okay, maybe not all of them, but I'm trying to have a little bit of everything, a little about the show and episodes, some sound clips, and some good pictures, and links, rather than being fully one thing.

EPISODES

Which episode is your favorite (Exluding SOXMAS)? Email me to add your vote.

Thanks for the votes everyone. Keep on sending them in. :) So far there are 21 votes.

Spirit of Christmas
#101, Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 8 VOTES (23.8%)
#102, Weightgain 4000 1 VOTE (4.7%)
#103, Volcano 1 VOTE (04.7%)
#104, Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride 6 VOTES (23.8%)
#105, An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 3VOTES (14.3%)
#106, Death 1 VOTE (4.7%)
#107, Pinkeye 2 VOTE (4.7%)
#109, Starvin' Marvin 1 VOTE (4.7%)
#110, A South Park Christmas 3 VOTES (14.3%)

4 NEW EPISODES CAME!! Now I guess we're all just waiting impatiently to find out who Cartman's dad really is. =)

#108, Damien, Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
#111, Tom's Rhinoplasty, A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship.
#112, Mecha Streisand, The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world.
#113, Cliffhanger, Cartman is acting strange and the school counselor suggests the cure lies with finding his father.

WANT TO MAKE A *TON* OF MONEY?? JUST READ THIS AND PRINT IT, OR COPY IT AND PASTE IT, SAVE IT, WHATEVER. THIS REALLY WORKS.

SOUND CLIPS
Click on the picture to download.

theme.wav (286K)
South Park Theme Song

homodog.wav (163KB)
Stan: "Sparky! Bad dog!" Kenny: (Oh my God, I think he's gay!) Stan: "What!" Cartman: "Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay. Stan: "What do you mean?" Cartman: "That dog is a gay homosexual." Stan: "He's just confused." Kyle: "I think the other dog's the one that's confused." Kenny: (Yeah, I think it is.) Stan: "Sick, shut up dude!" Cartman: "Stan's dog's a homo! Stan's dog's a homo!"

igloos.wav (41KB)
Cartman: "If they're so smart, why do they live in igloos?" Stan: "Dolphins don't live in igloos! That's eskimos!"

kickass.wav (12KB)
"Kickass!"

beefcake.wav (57KB)
"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals; I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!"

nam.wav (21KB)
"This is like the gun I used in 'Nam."

killed.wav (42KB)
"Oh my God! The killed Kenny! You bastards!"

entertainment.wav (115KB)
Kyle: "Hey Stan, now that Terrence and Philip have been taking off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment?" Stan: "I don't know. We..we could start breathing gas fumes." Cartman: "My uncle says smoking crack is kind of cool." Kyle: "Hey, let's go watch some of those porno movie thingies." Stan: "Cool!" Cartman: "Yeah!"

kennyspeech.wav (78KB)
(Well what I think is that.....) Kenny's heart touching speech about TV's effect on the life on children and their parents.

hubajube.wav (51KB)
Stan: "What's an anal probe?" Chef: "That's when they put this big metal hubajube up your butt." Stan: "Whoah."

jesus.wav (67KB)
"Yay. Many of you are seeking answers, and I am the way for you my children. Let's open the phone lines back up for some questions."

gayal.wav (123KB)
Stan: "Do you have lots of gay dogs here?" Al: "We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's. Here we have a gay lion." Lion: "Roar." Al: And we have gay water buffalo, gay huming birds. Here's a gaggle of gay gooses. Hi fellas! It's so super to see you!"

enya.wav (430KB)
Stan's grandpa takes him into a room, and shows him what its like to be Grandpa.

duckcover.wav (34KB)
"Look! The volcano!" "Quick! Duck and cover!"

LINKS

http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~tskirvin/southpark/
South Park: the Series, a pretty good site with a lot of links.

http://www.lockergnome.com/southpark/
Just South of South Park, has a lot of good icons, which is where the little pictures next to the sound clips came from. Icons by Chris Pirillo

http://www.infi-pos.com/~southpark/
The South Park Sound Archive, tons of soud clips. It is where I got most of my sound clips from.

http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Alley/2372/southpar.htm
The Unofficial South Park Homepage, the first page to go up, pretty good.

http://www.comcentral.com/southpark
Comedy Central's South Park page.

GAMES

South Park, by "Klik and Play" (zipped, 618KB).
Comedy Central, has some games played over the internet.