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Members?
Now that's a good question. Just who the hell is in this
club?
Original Members
[Names have been changed slightly to recognize
some members' justifiable reluctance to be identified today
as one of the founders of this strange
organization.]
Original Members and Titles:
The original junta was, and still is, run
by the Generalissimo
Darren
Smith.
Heidie
Grobie was the puppet
disctator.
Courtnie
Smiiith was the Spiritual
Advisor.
Shawwnn
Thomass is the Poet Laureate.
Greg
Gearheart is the Social Implications
Historian (and is now the Webmaster).
Dannie
Hi!fetz is the Prep Cook, Common
Denominator, and the Visual Consultant.
Chrissie
Hendrix is the Mallot Air Traffic
Controller, Illicitor of Propaganda, and Mallot Mallenbolt
Advisor.
Tice
Frazer is the Club Philosopher
Extraordinaire.
Laura
Kaddilaclicek is the Ethics
Regulator.
Mosbie
Simmonz is the Advisor on New Club
Members, Anti South African Grip Movement Leader, Lead
Jestor, Special Liaison to the Generalissimo and Travel
Guide.
Melinda
Stohne is the Soup Spoon Holder and
Illegal Secretary.
Barnbaby Silver
is the Army and Club
Exorcist.
Katyy
Greenwich is the Club Astrologer and
Hippie Advisor and Wine Jug Drinker and Candle
Lighter.
Tonja
KKKross is the Parking Attendant and
Club Slave.
July
Costello is the Prime Ray (sun) Angle
Advisor.
Booboo
Cohen is the Club Bulgarian Dance
Instructor.
Juiceteen
Heavylinen wasn't on
my list but we all know he is the Great Describer and Word
Generator.
Tony
Aquavelva didn't make
the list either - he must have been busy coaching our
lame-ass softball team that night. He was (obviuously) the
Coach
Shannenn
Heavilin is the Token
Greek.
New Members
Well, we don't really have a club anymore, so I guess
there are no new members. Kinda sad.
To the best of my knowledge, the unofficial new members,
by way of "association," are Darcee Jones, Leslee Bolik,
Mike Wilson (Beach Boys Kin), Graaaaace, Jenn Viyas, and
anyone else who wants in.
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