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The Ten Keeping Commandments 1) Thou shallt not kick the ball into the air. Keep your body over the ball; don't lean back. After all, it doesn't pay to take out some opposing forward's teeth, even if you *do* hate 'em. Umpires just don't understand... 2) Thou shallt not insult thy team-mates. They are people too. 3) Thy gear will smell. Get used to it. All the soap in the world can't save you now. However, DO wash your jerseys/mesh shirts! 4) Thou shallt stock on Febreeze. And not the sissy kind. Extra-strength, anti-bacterial is the way to go. 5) Thou shallt bring water to practices, and not mooch off your team-mates. Sure you may not run a lot but chances are you'll be sweating buckets, and water will be a necessity. 6) The net cramps your style. Thou shallt not stand on the goal-line. 7) Thou shallt not over-react when a goal goes in. Hey, it happens! 8) Thou shallt not insult thy referee. At least where they can hear you. 9) Thou shallt not put your legguards on the wrong legs. And don't forget to put your hockey pants on FIRST! 10) Thou shallt have fun! |
