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Everywhere you go, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon bleu hobby-kit, tv dinner. Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample-packaged mouthwash. The people you meet on when they ring you up in the store? They're single-serving friends. People you met through your girlfriend, friends or your wife next time you see them do you make small talk? Do you pretend to be interested? Just so you are nice you have to listen to their bullshit about their events from the last time you met them. Why do you care? Does it make your life that much fullfilling, that much complete? I say fuck them, don't come over and expect me to be your friend. You are not a friend, you are only an acquaintance so fuck off about telling me your crap. Only while they stand there and wait for their turn to speak. Those people are so fake you can see right through them. Easy to size up.

So, are you happy with your life? Sitting behind a computer screen reading this that take up another second off your life. Do you read everything you are supposed to read? Do you do everything you are supposed to do? Is this how you imagined yourself to be? Stop with your shopping and exsessive masturbation. We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact, and we are very, very pissed off. Advertising has you chasing brand name clothing and fast cars, working jobs you hate and buying shit you do not need. LET IT GO. Things you own will end up owning you. So fuck you with your attitudes and your credit cards. What good is money in the bank if you not enjoying it. Oh yeah, you in debt and probably will be for the rest of your life. Good job, you have finally done it. So why don't you go out and get another plastic card and file for bankruptcy in a few months because you can't take your boss telling you what to do. Just because never had enough drive to finish college or even better never went to college. So now you stuck with a high school diploma and married because your girlfriend is pregnant. Its never too late. Pick up a book, educate yourself on how to hack credit card companies, pick a fight, prove that you are alive. If not, then hitting bottom is your only choice. Then slowly you will become all the ways that you are not, you will become ......