1.In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
2.No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.
3. In high school, you carry your book bag on one shoulder. In college, you carry your book bag on both shoulders.
4. In college, professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher's guide.
5. In college, there are not 'Tardy Slips'
6. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose, that is as long as the classes don't conflict, that you have the prerequisites, that the classes aren't closed, and that you have paid your tuition.
7. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk to the professor.
8. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration. In college, the fire drills are planned by drunk fraternity guys coming home when the bars have finally stopped serving them.
9. In high school, when the teacher said "Good Morning" you mumbled something back. In college, when the teacher says "Good Morning", you write that shit down.
10. In college, the weekends start on Thursday. (WOOHOO!!)
11. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of that man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be on campus at a certain time so you can 'accidentally' bump into him/her. Once you've obtained that info, it's much more time-consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be to 'accidentally' bump into them.
12. In high school, you drink Coca Cola. In college you use it to dilute Rum.
13. In college, when you miss a class, you don't need a slip from your parents saying you were skipp-... uh, sick that day.
14. In high school, you can't go off campus for lunch because it is not allowed. In college you can't go off campus for lunch because you can't afford it.
15. In high school, people that drank, were zoned-out, had untidy clothes or hair were called dorks. In college they're us.
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