How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty - one to screw it in, and the other 49 to complain because a person of their race, gender, or sexual preference didn't get to screw in the light bulb.
How many Rice students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the stress of screwing it in by running naked through campus.
How many TCU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - one to call Daddy to do it and the other three to find the perfect coordinating J. Crew outfits.
How many Texas Tech students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them: One to screw it in and the rest of the students to try desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in light bulb screwing.
How many U of Houston students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They don't want the gangs to know that they're in there.
How many Univ North Texas students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who cares?
How many Baylor students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.
How many SMU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to screw the bulb in.
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in, one to call it a tradition and the other to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Light bulb!"
How many Stephen F. Austin students?
3 - One to screw it in and two to laugh uncontrollably at the sexual connotations.
SWT Students?
4 - One to screw it in, two to move the keg into place and one to load the bong.
Sam Houston State Students?
None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.
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