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You've seen Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace.
You've seen The Mask of Zorro.
You've seen The Princess Bride.
You may have even seen Army of Darkness...
(...we have...repeatedly...)
And when you were done watching those movies, one thing stuck in your mind.
Was it the story?
I doubt it.
Was it the leading
(swoon!) actor?
Pleeeeze...He couldn't act his way out of a paper sack.
How about the leading lady with the way that her dress went like so that when
she bent over you could see all the way to her...
Hey... HEY! Stay with me here, and keep your mind out of the gutter.
This site is rated PG, man.
Ahhh...Then it must be the ticket price.
While that is
truly memorable, uh-uh. Nope.
Then, what? I give up?
The sword fighting.
From the first *shink* of drawn steel to the cackling crash of light sabers, you
wanted to swing a sword.From that first parry and slash to the tragic death of
Qui-gon, you wanted in on the combat.
But how do you start?
Well, you could get a 3-foot dowel rod and start whacking at your friends, trees,
the cat, total strangers...
But you may end up with no friends, damaged landscape, the ASPCA on your case, and
possibly jail time.
(strangers have no sense of humor...)
Or, you could come join us.
At the Ring of Steel-Kalamazoo, we will teach you the art of "stage-combat"
We utilize a protocol called six layers of safety to minimize any chance of anybody getting hurt.
We have rapiers.
Just like Zorro...
We have broadswords.
Just like King Arthur...
We have quarterstaffs.
Just like Robin Hood...or Daffy Duck...
We have access to the extensive inventory that the main branch of
the Ring of Steel has in Ann Arbor.
But, most importantly, we have fun.
You'll be glad you checked us out.
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