My nickname and namesake

Sasscat created this "evil zebra" for me.

I noticed when young that if you pronounce it the right way (short 'e' as in 'bed'), "zebra" is the only word that rhymes with my given name Deborah. When I first posted to Usenet, it was in a group full of people with nicknames, so I took the nickname Zeborah. Now it's used by everyone I originally met over the net and by some of my family. (Also by some of my preschool students in Korea, who loved stroking my zebra jacket on a certain field trip. "Zebra Teacher!" Older students made a different play on the sound of my name, dubbing me "Devil Teacher".)

At one point, someone wondered what my name might mean in Hebrew, and a few someones (including at least one person completely lost in the mists of time) came up with possibilities:

  • Ze'eb Orah: A wolf is a path
  • Ze'eb Arah: A wolf wandered, a wolf was naked
  • Tsebarah: She piled up
  • Ze boreh/Ze barah: From creator
  • Ze b'orah: There from lightflame
  • Tzipporah: A nightingale

This page is devoted to the zebra:
Photos | ASCII zebras | My Paraphernalia | Books | Definitions | Links | News items | Poems | Jokes

 

Definitions

According to the Otago Settlers Museum's display on the reading of tea leaves, the image of a zebra means adventure, especially overseas. More traditional dictionaries seem to disagree:

Zebra (...) [Congolese (...)]
1. A South African equine quadruped (Equus or Hippotigris zebra), of a whitish ground-colour striped all over with regular bars of black; inhabiting moutainous regions, and noted for its wildness and swiftness.
With qualifying words, applied to other species, as Burchell's Zebra, E. or H. Burchelli (also called Dauw); Grévy's Zebra, E. or H. Grevyi. Sometimes applied generically to the whole subgenus Hippotigris, comprising all the striped species of African wild horses, including the Quagga.
(...) (Compact OED, 1971)

The OED also mentions compounds, for which I've found URLs: "zebra caterpillar, zebra finch, zebra frog, zebra mackerel, zebra mussel, zebra parakeet, zebra rush, zebra shark, zebra sole, zebra woodpeck, zebra fish, zebra-opossum = zebra wolf, zebra-plant, zebra-poison, zebra-wood"; and adjectives: "zebraed, zebraic, zebrine, zebroid"; and adds that "zebra" is also a "Humorous name for a convict in striped prison dress."

I've also found: zebra swallow-tailed butterfly and the zebra heliconid butterfly, aka zebra long wing butterfly; as well as the zebra bullhead shark. In addition/expansion the Exploding Dictionary mentioned:

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Links

Interesting experiments have been done on mutated zebra fish, and you can now buy fluorescent zebra fish in the US.

Some other, more random, zebra-related links:

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News items

Baffled zebra takes refuge in ladies' loo
June 01 2004 at 12:09PM
(from http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=79&art_id=qw1086084544766B215&set_id=1)

Tokyo - A panic-stricken zebra took refuge in the women's toilets of a service station, Japanese media reported on Tuesday.

The zebra escaped from the loading platform while the truck she was being transported in was parked at a highway rest stop.

The panicked animal kept police at bay for five hours before she was cornered and shot with a tranquiliser dart in the women's toilet.

"It's lucky that she didn't run onto the expressway," said a zoo official.

The zebra was being delivered to the Kumamoto zoological gardens from Osaka's Tennoji Zoo.

- Sapa-dpa

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Poems

These two poems are from Ziezo by Annie M.G. Schmimdt, Amsterdam, 1993 (6th edition); ISBN 90-214-8131-6. They were kindly translated into English by Irina Rempt.
 

Flopje wou een nieuw hansopje (page 14)    

Kinderen, heb je het goed begrepen:
alle zebraatjes hebben strepen,
alle zebraatjes, let maar op,
hebben een zwartgestreept hansop.

Waarom lach je? Lach je me uit?
Hemeltje, dáár staat er een met een ruit!
Dáár staat er een met een ruiten hansopje!
O maar dat is geen gewoon zebraatje,
dat is Flopje!

Vroeger was Flopje heel gewoon,
vroeger had Flopje een strepenpatroon.
Maar op zekere dag zei Flopje:
Moeder, mag ik een ander hansopje?
Een met een bloemetje, of met een nopje,
of met figuurtjes of andere dingetjes,
of met konijntjes of zo maar met kringetjes?

Nee, zei moeder, want ik ben bang
dat je precies lijkt op het behang.
Strepen, zei moeder, is altijd apart,
wit en zwart en wit en zwart,
zebraatjes hebben toch altijd strepen?
Altijd strepen, goed begrepen?

Toen is Flopje gaan hollen en hollen en hollen
en hollen en hollen en hollen en niemand weet
waar naar toe en toen hij terugkwam had hij
een ruiten hansopje aan, lekker!

Bah, zei vader, tot je straf
wassen wij die ruit eraf.
Nee, o nee, zei moeder, nee,
want dan gaan de strepen mee,
dan is Flopje helemaal bloot,
zonder strepen gaat hij dood!
Weet je wat, zei moeder trots,
nu is onze Flopje Schots.

Toen kwam 't grote Zebra-feest,
alle zebraatjes zijn er geweest
en ook Flopje met zijn hansopje
en zijn naam is nu: Mac Flopje.

Flopje wanted new overalls

Children, have you understood:
all little zebras have stripes,
all little zebras, watch it,
have black-striped overalls.

Why are you laughing? Are you making fun of me?
Good heavens, there's one with checks!
There's one with checked overalls!
Oh, but that's not a normal zebra,
that's Flopje!

Flopje used to be very ordinary,
Flopje used to have a stripy pattern.
But one day Flopje said:
Mother, can I have different overalls?
With flowers, or with polka-dots,
or with pictures or other thingies,
or with rabbits or just with circles?

No, mother said, for I'm afraid
that you'll look exactly like the wallpaper.
Stripes, mother said, are always smart,
white and black and white and black,
zebras always have stripes, don't they?
Always stripes, understood?

Then Flopje went and ran and ran and ran
and ran and ran and ran and nobody knows
where he went and when he came back he was wearing
checked overalls, tee hee!

Yuck, father said, to punish you
we'll wash the checks right off.
No, oh no, mother said, no,
because the stripes will go with it,
then Flopje will be all naked,
without stripes he's going to die!
You know, mother said proudly,
now our Flopje is Scottish.

Then was the great Zebra Feast,
all zebras were there,
and so was Flopje with his overalls,
and his name is now: Mac Flopje.

Flopje and other zebras illustration by Wim Bijmoer

Het zebra-meisje (page 47)

Het zebra-meisje heeft nooit begrepen
waarom zij een jurk aan heeft met strepen.
Zij vroeg aan haar tante, de baviaan:
Waarom heb ik aldoor die strepen aan?
Waarom niet een bloemetje of een ruit?
Ik zie er maar altijd eender uit!
Haar tante zei: Kom het is zo bijzonder,
die strepen van boven en strepen van onder.
Maar het zebra-meisje loopt nog te pruilen
en wil vreselijk graag haar jurkje ruilen;
zij wil eens iets anders, dat ijdeltuitje.
Wie heeft er voor haar een jurk met een ruitje?

The zebra girl

The zebra girl has never understood
why she wears a dress with stripes.
She asked her aunt the baboon:
Why do I always have those stripes on?
Why not flowers or checks?
I always look the same!
Her aunt said: Come on, it's so special,
those stripes on top and stripes underneath.
But the zebra girl is still in a sulk
and she badly wants to swap her dress;
she wants something different, the little vain thing.
Who has a dress with checks for her?

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Jokes

So there's this zebra, right, and he dies and goes to heaven. He meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates (as one does), and promptly asks the burning question: "St Peter, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" St Peter says, "Hey, look, I didn't create you. You need to go talk to Jesus."

So the zebra goes to Jesus and asks: "Jesus, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" Jesus shrugs and says, "How should I know? I didn't create you. Go ask my father."

So the zebra goes up to God and asks: "God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" And God says, "My son, you are what you are," and with that he goes off to help New Zealand win a cricket test.

Well, the zebra's mighty annoyed. He trots away pouting and runs into Jesus. "So, what'd he tell you?" Jesus asks. The zebra says, "No offense, but your dad doesn't talk much sense. He told me, 'My son, you are what you are.' I mean, what's with that?"

"It means you're a white zebra with black stripes," says Jesus. "Really?" says the zebra. "How d'you figure that?"

"Well," says Jesus, "if you were a black zebra with white stripes, he'd have said, 'You is what you is.' "

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