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I noticed when young that if you pronounce it the right way (short 'e' as in 'bed'), "zebra" is the only word that rhymes with my given name Deborah. When I first posted to Usenet, it was in a group full of people with nicknames, so I took the nickname Zeborah. Now it's used by everyone I originally met over the net and by some of my family. (Also by some of my preschool students in Korea, who loved stroking my zebra jacket on a certain field trip. "Zebra Teacher!" Older students made a different play on the sound of my name, dubbing me "Devil Teacher".) At one point, someone wondered what my name might mean in Hebrew, and a few someones (including at least one person completely lost in the mists of time) came up with possibilities:
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According to the Otago Settlers Museum's display on the reading of tea leaves, the image of a zebra means adventure, especially overseas. More traditional dictionaries seem to disagree:
Zebra (...) [Congolese (...)]
1. A South African equine quadruped (Equus or Hippotigris zebra), of a whitish ground-colour striped all over with regular bars of black; inhabiting moutainous regions, and noted for its wildness and swiftness.
With qualifying words, applied to other species, as Burchell's Zebra, E. or H. Burchelli (also called Dauw); Grévy's Zebra, E. or H. Grevyi. Sometimes applied generically to the whole subgenus Hippotigris, comprising all the striped species of African wild horses, including the Quagga. (...) (Compact OED, 1971)
The OED also mentions compounds, for which I've found URLs: "zebra caterpillar, zebra finch, zebra frog, zebra mackerel, zebra mussel, zebra parakeet, zebra rush, zebra shark, zebra sole, zebra woodpeck, zebra fish, zebra-opossum = zebra wolf, zebra-plant, zebra-poison, zebra-wood"; and adjectives: "zebraed, zebraic, zebrine, zebroid"; and adds that "zebra" is also a "Humorous name for a convict in striped prison dress."
I've also found: zebra swallow-tailed butterfly and the zebra heliconid butterfly, aka zebra long wing butterfly; as well as the zebra bullhead shark. In addition/expansion the Exploding Dictionary mentioned:
Interesting experiments have been done on mutated zebra fish, and you can now buy fluorescent zebra fish in the US.
Some other, more random, zebra-related links:
Baffled zebra takes refuge in ladies' loo
June 01 2004 at 12:09PM
(from http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=79&art_id=qw1086084544766B215&set_id=1)
Tokyo - A panic-stricken zebra took refuge in the women's toilets of a service station, Japanese media reported on Tuesday.
The zebra escaped from the loading platform while the truck she was being transported in was parked at a highway rest stop.
The panicked animal kept police at bay for five hours before she was cornered and shot with a tranquiliser dart in the women's toilet.
"It's lucky that she didn't run onto the expressway," said a zoo official.
The zebra was being delivered to the Kumamoto zoological gardens from Osaka's Tennoji Zoo.
- Sapa-dpa
These two poems are from Ziezo by Annie M.G. Schmimdt, Amsterdam, 1993 (6th edition); ISBN 90-214-8131-6. They were kindly translated into English by Irina Rempt.
Flopje wou een nieuw hansopje (page 14)Kinderen, heb je het goed begrepen:
Waarom lach je? Lach je me uit?
Vroeger was Flopje heel gewoon,
Nee, zei moeder, want ik ben bang
Toen is Flopje gaan hollen en hollen en hollen
Bah, zei vader, tot je straf
Toen kwam 't grote Zebra-feest,
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Flopje wanted new overallsChildren, have you understood:
Why are you laughing? Are you making fun of me?
Flopje used to be very ordinary,
No, mother said, for I'm afraid
Then Flopje went and ran and ran and ran
Yuck, father said, to punish you
Then was the great Zebra Feast,
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Het zebra-meisje (page 47)Het zebra-meisje heeft nooit begrepen
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The zebra girlThe zebra girl has never understood
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So there's this zebra, right, and he dies and goes to heaven. He meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates (as one does), and promptly asks the burning question: "St Peter, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" St Peter says, "Hey, look, I didn't create you. You need to go talk to Jesus."
So the zebra goes to Jesus and asks: "Jesus, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" Jesus shrugs and says, "How should I know? I didn't create you. Go ask my father."
So the zebra goes up to God and asks: "God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?" And God says, "My son, you are what you are," and with that he goes off to help New Zealand win a cricket test.
Well, the zebra's mighty annoyed. He trots away pouting and runs into Jesus. "So, what'd he tell you?" Jesus asks. The zebra says, "No offense, but your dad doesn't talk much sense. He told me, 'My son, you are what you are.' I mean, what's with that?"
"It means you're a white zebra with black stripes," says Jesus. "Really?" says the zebra. "How d'you figure that?"
"Well," says Jesus, "if you were a black zebra with white stripes, he'd have said, 'You is what you is.' "
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