The living room

Sephiroth: WOA! Dead people taking over the parody room! What's next, the bride of the living Ancient?!

Zeki: Sadly enough that would make a funny one.....

Lenoa: Shh, don't give him any ideas!

Zeki: Oh, sorry. . . .

Zack: (walks in) Zeki, you can't get on my case about being here. This is the one place that I can go. I am alive in this place, and the graveyard... Anyway, enjoy your stay. We are hoping to get many more parodies. We accept them if they are done by our fans.

Lenoa: We are not too fond of yaoi or shonen ai. A little hentai is OK, but other than that, keep the perversion level down.

Sephiroth: The only way we allow yaoi or shonen ai is if the parody is exteremely funny.

Zeki: If it is merely Spike cross-dressing, sure send it in! That way we can all laugh!

Zack: We only have three. Haily is just about to start rewriting "The Toothbrush Song." After the trajic incident with her moving, she lost it within the rubble. This is done by Cloud and is about him not wanting to brush his teeth. It is kinda grodey. BUUUUT! Zehe is almost done with our first parody NOT done by Haily! It is called the Square Soft Sleep Over. It also includes another one of Haily's characters named Steve, or "Pimpy" As we affectionately call him. Also, a reminder that Haily does not own SquareSoft or Nintendo, or any of the characters.

Sephiroth: That about wraps it up! Have fun laughing your arse off!

The one and only Chair!

No Need for Medication!

Secret Identities This is a Gundam Wing parody. No, we do not own GW either.

The Mansion is a wonderful home, isn't it?